linusvanpelt

I shouldn't be on E-Harmony but I am...and it blowz. Sometimes you get a "match" an by the time you log on to check it, the thirty-four year old dumpy mess has sent you a "closed" message. Coz I am such a non-datable mess, apparently. Of course, when I close a match (usually because it is a fatty) I feel TOTALLY JUSTIFIED in doing so. I think E-Harmony is messing me up. I might be better trying to score at the Point Boro Library...or Jenkinsons. I need to date someone because it's been so long I am pretty sure a first date will be akin to Tarzan and Jane in New York--that sort of uncultured confusion.

I need a date.