linusvanpelt

Ok, so whilst I was at Wegmanns (awesome grocers, yo) I noticed a lot o' yuppies (or should that be "lotsa yuppies"????) and I was all, like, carrying my groceries when one of the said yuppies pushing a cart made me all back the fuck up, but when he did, the 12-pack of Diet Dr Pepper Cherry Vanilla soda gashed into my right arm. It cut me, Nows I have a "suicide scar" on my right arm. I totally look like a dude who tried to off hisself because some woman done brang him down. I would never kill myself, despite evidence to the contrary. Now, I have a scar what needs explanation (in addition to the liver trans scar what dominates me belly). I mean, everybody knows I am not a wrist-slasher. I am a pill-downer if anything...