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It is official. I now have the most comfortable sheets ever made. Since I put them on I have been spending a lot of time stripping off my clothing just so I can roll around naked on my bed biggrin
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happygrl:
Ohhh I love it when you get all aggressive! Sorry...but beating the kids does take a toll! See ya tonight... smile
lindys_bitch:
i love you lindy... i hope you're getting some sweet sweet loving biggrin wink remind me to tell you about this ONE S G... (1 S.... G...) tracking? have a great day. i've been up since 3:30am ==(that's from boo) for work, so i'm eating dinner & going to sleepy... so i can start all over again @ 4:30 tomorrow morning... is it almost saturday?? ps wen are YOU coming to HAWAII? why does it always have to be about me coming to see you?? tongue okay talk to you later surreal
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I quit
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lindys_bitch:
ps i fucked this guy the other night at my party & i swear he thought he was in a fucking porno & i was SO not into it and he scratched me worse than kaz, so i pretended to be sick... and now he keeps trying to call me & shit... yucky puke boys are stupid, throw rocks at them surreal frown okay, later
lindys_bitch:
thanks about the video, also for the hope that there might be a day at work out there that doesn't suck... i woke up with a pussy on my face (bella) miao!! and while it's only 5am right now, i'll bet you i don't leave work before 6:30 or 7pm. how sad. as for that girl, i know she prefers the g on g loving, but it's complicated... she had a pretty bad childhood & now she carries that baggage around with her frown oh well, i'll keep you posted. did you see the retarded pics i added? have a good day. love me ARRR!!!
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This was something someone actually said to me today:

Him: "Hey... I like your car"

Me: "Thank you"

Him: "At first I thought it said ELEPHANT and then I saw it said ELEMENT. For a second there I was thinking 'where are the tusks?'"

How does one respond to a comment such as this?
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schmylee:
guess Mad. Ave is a no go .... kinda a good thing ...its 50 cent friday at Ratama Park ... gonna go get runk and bet on horses ....lemme know if ya wanna go play ....
ooo aaa
happygrl:
I have the kids this weekend, so I'll be at home. I was actually in bed when you called, sorry. Next weekend I will be all alone, so we maybe able to hang out then.
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And I am writing a paper right now at this very moment which is supposed to be a reflection of a debate that we had in class last Wednesday. The Professor was there and he heard it all so why on earth do I have to write it down?

Don't cry for me, I am almost done AND I am going to the drive-in tonight!...
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schmylee:
aight ....instead of SuggaDaddy .... how bout just manho??? lol
ooo aaa
schmylee:
Hey ...not sure what ya peeps are intro ....but Mad.Ave. is having dollar drink night on friday ....I'm gonna be there ...love fer the rest of ya to go .... and yes ..I'm actually gonna show this time
ooo aaa
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So... I locked myself out of my car today.

I waited for Pop-a-Lock for 2 hours after having run about 4 miles; needless to say I was feeling a bit of the old dehydration when the sun started to beat down on me as I sat beside my car scraping rocks together--it was either that or twidle my thumbs.

Finally I just gave up and...
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guitargeek:
Your critter pics make me miss my ferret. Her name was Darla, and she was an albino. Sadly, she's not with us anymore.
Show us your titties.
soda_pop:
You see, if you had some Mexican skills, that situation would be over in a few minutes....my services are always available wink .... anyway, things will get better.... night!!
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Had a great fake date last night. The focus of the evening was to have progressive levels of sin... so we:

1. ate some delicious animals
2. bet on "some ponies"
3. bought some hard core pornography
4. went to Walmart
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soda_pop:
meh, I'll be a lesbian till the day i die...girls are just so soft and smell nice...why would you want anything else?
soda_pop:
oh yea...my animal's fighting weight is 65 pounds....and about 38 of them are from the ears.
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Had a great fake date tonight. The focus of the evening was to have progressive levels of since so we:

1. ate some animals
2. bet on some horses
3. bought some hard core pornography
4. went to Walmart.
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For anyone who cares: HAPPY is so much hotter in real life... so much hotter.

HAPPY, now that I have told them how hot you are, can I have that $5 you promised me, you hideous troll of a woman
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causus:
Nighty night.
soda_pop:
well, my dog has this eating problem and she would end up eating your dog.....maybe if you put spikes or something like that on your dog, it would work...
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For anyone who cares: Happy is so much hotter in real life... so much hotter.

Happy, can I have my $5 now
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Looking forward to a good dinner with some good friends. It doesn't get any better than that.
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schmylee:
hey now ...what am I missing???
ooo aaa
woodstock:
Oh yeah, and I meant to mention earlier, Sue Johansen is HAWT! hehehehe. I remembered reading that in somebody's profile (yours as it turns out!) today and I can hear her in the background, so I was reminded. biggrin
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My eye hurts. Someone I know poked me right in the eye to see if I was wearing contacts. NO MORE EYE POKING! I like my eyes and I want to keep both of them.
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happygrl:
ok, got caught up in yard work after a branch went through my car window...good thing the windows were open in my car! I left you a message, getting ready to jump in the shower and wash off this yard work stuff...call me if it isn't too late smile
soda_pop:
Its great, the bastard showed me how to put on camoface paint and what not....pictures should be coming up soon..
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This is a test: please write the difference between a midget and a dwarf in your post

Not you Happy, you are a midget so I'm sure you already know the difference
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daemontia:
your cunnilingus story interpretation was close... you see, when the smile tried the miao!! , puke occured, thus leading smile to become a mopey, sad mess, hence the depressing blackeyed .

and the diff. between a midget and a dwarf is that dwarfs have powers, while midgets don't. it's true =\
schmylee:
Hey ...some shit came up ....my bad
ooo aaa