limepopsicle

(not as bad as i thought it would be but... WARNING kinda graphic and gross and you might not want to be my friend anymore after reading this (but i know you all are going to read it anyway)... so getting all the hair ripped off my pussy didnt hurt that bad, but going in with tweezers ontop of just waxed uber sensitive skin, yiikes, that made me flinch, also the lady did a pretty good job, but the whole point of brazillian (despite common misconceptions doesnt mean landing strip, it just means front and back) and well, she did a sorta patchy job in back. omg, i cant believe im typing this. i told you it was graphic and gross. and apparently this patchy wax was just what i needed to heighten my pain threshold (in hopes of tattoos, see earlier posts), so... i was unhappy cuz the whole point of gettin your ass waxed is so you dont have to blindly swipe at it with a razor and heaven forbid cut yourself, so i hopped in the shower, gloomy about my options of shaving or being slightly hairy just in back, and well, wax doesnt come out with soap and water, so i fucking ripped my own hair out! with my hands! im crazy. it didnt even hurt! i dont know if my nerve endings were shot with what i had just put myself through or what, but there i was standing in the shower ripping my own hair by the fingerfuls... omg. thats all. if youre still my friend i applaud you. anyway, now im smooth like i wanted to be. and now i consider myself badass)