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Here is a vacuum story I got off of there!
You Look Pretty When I'm Drunk
Drunk off his ass, one unfortunate Hoosier found his vacuum cleaner a bit too appealing. He inserted his manhood into the hose and turned on the machine, which sucked him far enough inside to get intimate attention from the machine's belt, rug-beater, and brushes. After the loss of a huge amount of blood and about two hundred stitches full function was restored, though, as the surgeon put it, "the structure was not a thing of beauty."
Stay away from those Vacums!! They are EVIL.....
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Here is a vacuum story I got off of there!
You Look Pretty When I'm Drunk
Drunk off his ass, one unfortunate Hoosier found his vacuum cleaner a bit too appealing. He inserted his manhood into the hose and turned on the machine, which sucked him far enough inside to get intimate attention from the machine's belt, rug-beater, and brushes. After the loss of a huge amount of blood and about two hundred stitches full function was restored, though, as the surgeon put it, "the structure was not a thing of beauty."
Stay away from those Vacums!! They are EVIL.....
I love this site http://www.weirdlinks.com/
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