lilmissmorbid

"shit???????????????????????". WELL... , HERE, A JOCKE,ANYWAY--- HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!!!!!! :
THERE IS A GUY, IN THE JUNGLE, ENJOYING HIS TRIP- SUDDENLY, CANNIBAL, TERRIBLE GUY, TERRIBLE DICK, STAYING OIN FRONT OF HIM, KIDNAPES HIM, AND ASKS HIM: "UNGA UNGA " OR "MURDER-MURDER"(HERE, IN SPNISH, "MATA-MATA").
-"UNGA.UNGA", HE SAYS----
SO, THE INDIAN, TAKES HIM AND RAPES HIM,
THE POOR GUY, HE COULDT WALK. HE HAD A TERRIBLE PAIN ON HIS BUTT. HE THINKS HE HAS NOT ASS.HE STARTS TO WALK AGAIN, AND , SUDDENLY, TWO CANNIBLS, AGAIN.
"UNGA UNGA OR MATA MATA???"
"UNGA UNGA..."
AGAIN, HE FEELS LIKE HE HAS NO ASS, HE HAS NO STOMACH, HE CAN{T WALK, IT IS WORST THAN DIE...!!!!!!!!HE THINKS HE HS TO SCAPE, AND TRY TO RUN, WHEN HE IS JUMPING TO CROSS THE JUNGLE, AGAIN, THREE INDIANS:
"UNGA UNGA OR MATA MATA???????"
"MATA MATA, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-YEAH. BUT FIRST, UNGA UNGA.