How I spent my weekend
by LiLMiSsMorBiD.
We got to the hotel at 3:30 pm not to shabby had a cool kids playground and a pool. Weather was sunny. Waited for our friends to get there so we went to play in the playground. My Son wanted me to come with him through the plastic tunnels so I did. Halfway through the tunnels my legs start cramping up and I got a charlie horse and huge amounts of pain. Meanwhile my son has gone through once already and is now behind me kicking my fat ass to go through cause Im blocking the passage. Little does he know Mommy is in pain. I'm laughing and crying at the same time trying to ask him to wait a second but no good he wanted mommy to Moooooooooooooooove! so eventually I got out of the tunnels and decided to just sit on the bouncing spring horse thingies. We had a fun time though. 9pm where to eat? We ordered room service from what looked like a great lil pub and I went to go pick it up. OMG the lady that waited on me looked like a 80's metal groupie her top hair was a good foot off her head and the rest just hung down to her waist. She had bright blue eyeshadow on and brown that just created a crackheadbarbie look to die for. Ugh the food sucked. Hard to be a vegan in a strange town. Anyways our friends arrived there we sat and talked for a bit the kids finally fell asleep and we called it a night.
Saturday we woke up at the butt crack of dawn to what looked like okay weather. We got dressed, headed to the park and it started pouring rain. We had breakfast with all the sesame street characters under a tent that wasnt too bad my oldest son was scared of all of them at first but eventually warmed up to them as soon as he saw mommy wasnt eaten by them
So we ended up staying at the park even though we were drowing in the water. And make the best of it. We went to Elmo live and they picked my son and I to be on thier dance with elmo live video. We sat in ther front row and as soon as Elmo came out he was right there in my sons face I thought Darwynn was gonna scream but he was totally cool with it. We got asked to come on stage and dance which we did. The hokeypokey,the hula dance and a fucked up cabbage patch. Pervert took a video of us dancing I'm sure for the right price he would sell it. So we were complete drowned rats by the end of the day It poured rain the entire day but we made the best of it. We still rode the rides and had a great time despite the weather. We made it back to the hotel after getting lost and ending up in Philly. What should have been a 15 minute ride took us an hour and 15. We had cake and the kids fell asleep immediately. It was still pretty early so Pervert, Kandy, her boyfriend, and me decided to let grandma watch the kids sleep and we would head out and see some of the nightlife. First stop we went to a ink shop so Kandy could get a new belly button ring hers fell off sometime during the day. For all you PA people what does a no scratch tattoo parlor mean? We saw alot of them but never bothered to ask. After we left that we hit this bar called "The whiskey bar" it was a shithole but they kept the drinks strong and the music was cool. So we ended up staying there the rest of the night. I learned a new drinking game from Kandys boyfriend called "Dowce the Monkey" it was um fun
Pervert and Kandy had a discussion on whose dick was bigger. Pervert won. His final answer. The scar on his shoulder is cause his wang was so big they had to go up through his shoulder blade and pull his wang through and stitch it up there to keep it from dragging the ground. It was much funnier hearing him say it but he won. We got back to the hotel sometime after 3am crashed woke up the next day and made it home to play Fable. It was a great weekend. Dispite the weather.
Hope everyone had a great weekend.
I commented through everyone up to the K's I will get the rest of you tonight after I get back home.
by LiLMiSsMorBiD.
We got to the hotel at 3:30 pm not to shabby had a cool kids playground and a pool. Weather was sunny. Waited for our friends to get there so we went to play in the playground. My Son wanted me to come with him through the plastic tunnels so I did. Halfway through the tunnels my legs start cramping up and I got a charlie horse and huge amounts of pain. Meanwhile my son has gone through once already and is now behind me kicking my fat ass to go through cause Im blocking the passage. Little does he know Mommy is in pain. I'm laughing and crying at the same time trying to ask him to wait a second but no good he wanted mommy to Moooooooooooooooove! so eventually I got out of the tunnels and decided to just sit on the bouncing spring horse thingies. We had a fun time though. 9pm where to eat? We ordered room service from what looked like a great lil pub and I went to go pick it up. OMG the lady that waited on me looked like a 80's metal groupie her top hair was a good foot off her head and the rest just hung down to her waist. She had bright blue eyeshadow on and brown that just created a crackheadbarbie look to die for. Ugh the food sucked. Hard to be a vegan in a strange town. Anyways our friends arrived there we sat and talked for a bit the kids finally fell asleep and we called it a night.
Saturday we woke up at the butt crack of dawn to what looked like okay weather. We got dressed, headed to the park and it started pouring rain. We had breakfast with all the sesame street characters under a tent that wasnt too bad my oldest son was scared of all of them at first but eventually warmed up to them as soon as he saw mommy wasnt eaten by them
So we ended up staying at the park even though we were drowing in the water. And make the best of it. We went to Elmo live and they picked my son and I to be on thier dance with elmo live video. We sat in ther front row and as soon as Elmo came out he was right there in my sons face I thought Darwynn was gonna scream but he was totally cool with it. We got asked to come on stage and dance which we did. The hokeypokey,the hula dance and a fucked up cabbage patch. Pervert took a video of us dancing I'm sure for the right price he would sell it. So we were complete drowned rats by the end of the day It poured rain the entire day but we made the best of it. We still rode the rides and had a great time despite the weather. We made it back to the hotel after getting lost and ending up in Philly. What should have been a 15 minute ride took us an hour and 15. We had cake and the kids fell asleep immediately. It was still pretty early so Pervert, Kandy, her boyfriend, and me decided to let grandma watch the kids sleep and we would head out and see some of the nightlife. First stop we went to a ink shop so Kandy could get a new belly button ring hers fell off sometime during the day. For all you PA people what does a no scratch tattoo parlor mean? We saw alot of them but never bothered to ask. After we left that we hit this bar called "The whiskey bar" it was a shithole but they kept the drinks strong and the music was cool. So we ended up staying there the rest of the night. I learned a new drinking game from Kandys boyfriend called "Dowce the Monkey" it was um fun
Pervert and Kandy had a discussion on whose dick was bigger. Pervert won. His final answer. The scar on his shoulder is cause his wang was so big they had to go up through his shoulder blade and pull his wang through and stitch it up there to keep it from dragging the ground. It was much funnier hearing him say it but he won. We got back to the hotel sometime after 3am crashed woke up the next day and made it home to play Fable. It was a great weekend. Dispite the weather.
Hope everyone had a great weekend.
I commented through everyone up to the K's I will get the rest of you tonight after I get back home.
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