I recieved 2 emails yesterday about expanding my penis size. If I just call this toll free number for just $19.99 I can buy these miracle pills that will expand my penis 2 inches in just 6 weeks. Call now! Um.. Do they think my penis needs expanding? How do they even know my penis isnt already hung between my knees? For that matter how do they know I am not completely satisfied with my penis already? They even offer a money back guarentee if my penis doesnt grow in 6 weeks I can return the unused pills and get a 100% refund. How can I lose? Must......Call.... Now........... My penis will thank me for this later.
Tonight I dance! I dance meh little black heart out with the sexiest chubby girl at the club. I spank her, I lick her boobie and then I make her crawl around the floor to collect our money wooot wooot. Tonight should be a good night.
I'm playing Video games alot more lately then usual. I r an addict. Drakonos we need to play again soon.
My son is addicted to this god awful show called The Wiggles. They are by far worse then barney. 4 Guys singing these songs and dance around.. I wanna throw a chair into my TV set. I turn the channel my son crys to watch them. I know every damn song they song and can even do some of the dance moves they do. I hid all the videos various people have given us of the wiggles. Does that make me a selfish mom? If so.. I will agree. I think they are evil, and not in a good way evil either.
I'm considering piercing the other side of my lip this week. Not sure yet if I'm gonna.
Shakey the crackwhore at work got busted again for DUI. Big surprise right? She lost her license and according to the cunt manager she got locked up over the weekend. I think now she will finally be fired. About time right?
They hired another designer at work. Hes gay. Normally I wouldnt even make a big deal out of it. But he seems to think its a big deal. He acts like hes the first gay guy in the world like we should put him under a glass and just admire him from behind it. I could give a rats ass what his preference is. As long as he does his work who gives a shit. Im one of those people that thinks if you can do the job who gives a shit about color, sexual orientation or religion for that matter. Go figure. I was instructed not to be mean to him or say something about. I am never mean. I just speak whats on my mind. I'm not one for holding things in. And I dont think I should have too at work. Yes I am an arrogant bitch when it concerns my job. But I know how to do my job and I do it very well and if someone comes in that thinks thier shit dont stink. I will be the first one to knock them off thier pedastal.
I'm suppose to go to Bunnyman bridge tommorrow night with Ash. We are having a meeting at 7pm tomorrow night at work then Ash and I are gonna take a trip to the bridge I'll have my camera so I'll be sure to take some pics.
Have a titalating Tuesday people.
Tonight I dance! I dance meh little black heart out with the sexiest chubby girl at the club. I spank her, I lick her boobie and then I make her crawl around the floor to collect our money wooot wooot. Tonight should be a good night.
I'm playing Video games alot more lately then usual. I r an addict. Drakonos we need to play again soon.
My son is addicted to this god awful show called The Wiggles. They are by far worse then barney. 4 Guys singing these songs and dance around.. I wanna throw a chair into my TV set. I turn the channel my son crys to watch them. I know every damn song they song and can even do some of the dance moves they do. I hid all the videos various people have given us of the wiggles. Does that make me a selfish mom? If so.. I will agree. I think they are evil, and not in a good way evil either.
I'm considering piercing the other side of my lip this week. Not sure yet if I'm gonna.
Shakey the crackwhore at work got busted again for DUI. Big surprise right? She lost her license and according to the cunt manager she got locked up over the weekend. I think now she will finally be fired. About time right?
They hired another designer at work. Hes gay. Normally I wouldnt even make a big deal out of it. But he seems to think its a big deal. He acts like hes the first gay guy in the world like we should put him under a glass and just admire him from behind it. I could give a rats ass what his preference is. As long as he does his work who gives a shit. Im one of those people that thinks if you can do the job who gives a shit about color, sexual orientation or religion for that matter. Go figure. I was instructed not to be mean to him or say something about. I am never mean. I just speak whats on my mind. I'm not one for holding things in. And I dont think I should have too at work. Yes I am an arrogant bitch when it concerns my job. But I know how to do my job and I do it very well and if someone comes in that thinks thier shit dont stink. I will be the first one to knock them off thier pedastal.
I'm suppose to go to Bunnyman bridge tommorrow night with Ash. We are having a meeting at 7pm tomorrow night at work then Ash and I are gonna take a trip to the bridge I'll have my camera so I'll be sure to take some pics.
Have a titalating Tuesday people.
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Woah an Alli AND a turtle? thats almost as funny as the cat with the pig.. but it couldnt even mount the damn oinker! lol great pic
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