Okay to answer all your questions I'm going to do it as my journal entry so here goes...
Junetuesday asked..
1.what's your middle name?
Laurinda
2.if you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Amsterdam
3.who would you rather fuck? tim curry or fabio?
Tim Curry as he looked in Muppet Treasure Island as "Silver"
audiophyle asked...
1. does the edgar allen poe house seem fun or dull to you?
Fun, He was an amazing author for his time. I have been to the cemetary he is buried in but never his house.
2. how was the experience with the bunnyman survivor?
I didnt get to meet her cause I had to work.. Yeah sucks ....
3. Have you ever drank human blood?
Yes. I am a big fan of doing a sexual bloodletting. (Biting the inner thighs or any other nether region , partner willing, hard enough to break skin and lick it up.)I've tasted alot of my friends blood. I am not a vampire nor do I consider myself one. Or anything close to it. I just get turned on by the sight of blood.
Fortysix_And_Two asked..
1.Ever played Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic?
Nope not a fan of anything Star wars related.
Who's your idol(s)?
Hmm this is a toughy
Famous - Anna Nicole Smith, Madonna, and Hillary Clinton
Non-Famous My Grandpa, and Myself
Do you want to see Shaun of the Dead as much as I do?
Hmm as much or more so
WhiskeyFightPit asks...
1) Where was was the first time you did LSD and what happened?
In a friends bedroom I was 15. I saw spiders everwhere in his room. Freaked myself out so I went outside and sat in his driveway then his mom drove up and ran over the rocks in his driveway and i started crying cause I could hear the rocks screaming.
2) Where is the best place that you've had sex?
On a bench in front of the monkey cage at the national zoo. In front of a bunch of tourists. Close 2nd a Mortuary in Frederick, Maryland.
3) Have you ever been to a Piggly Wiggly store?? What did you think about it?
Yes In New Jersey. It was very bright and sold 3 day old hotdogs at the counter.
Minsc_and_Boo asked:
1. do I look good in this hat?
Yes but you look even better nekkid
2. where are my socks?
In the dryer
3. do you believe in miracles?
No I dont. I believe we make our own things happen good or bad. Nothing spirtual about things.
SheWulf asked:
1. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Chocolate with carmel topping
2. Who was the first person you had sex with?
A guy named Rob He was horrible. I fell asleep on him..
3. Whats your favorite hobby?
Watching b- horror movies and Glass blowing.
Todd31 asked:
1.what is your favorite color?
Lime green and Hot pink
2.what is your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Masturbate
3.what is your ultimate dream car?
1967 Cadillac Herse
Karalynn asked:
1.What is your favorite Food?
Hmm past - Big macs
Present - Vegan Chili
Who do you most look up to?
My Grandpa
What is the thing you most regret?
Highschool I was a huge fuckup. I skipped alot, went to school drunk or stoned. Got into alot of fights for the wrong reasons. Barely passed my senior year. My Mom had to go to school with me everyday for the last month to assure I would stay in the school and not leave. I was a ninja escape artist back then.
DaddyX asked
Only one question, are you gonna come see me when you come to PA?
If you are close to Levittown absolutely.
ZombieVengence asked
1. What is your fav drink?
Capt'n Morgan, diet coke, and Lime Jello shooters
2. If you could have sex with any one (or anything if need be the case) who would it be?
Hmm
Males-Toss up with Tim Burton ( I think he'd be an imaginitive lover and a good romp) and Adam Duce from the band Machine Head (Just cause hes that hot.)
Females- Angelina Jolie ( I'm all about her lips and boobs plus shes gotta be a freak in the bedroom)
Shannon Dorerty- Cause shes got alot of pent up anger and I think she'd be a wildcat.
3.. What is the wind velocity of a EuropeanSwllow?
Click
here for the answer yeah I looked it up....
Cheech asked
1) What's your favorite flavor of ice cream to have sex with?
Hmmm Id say a rocket popsicle cause they have those ridges and they are penis shaped.
2) What's your favorite miracle food when you're on LSD?
Nacho cheese flavored Combos
3) Where in PA will you drink human blood and regret it?
I will be in Levittown (Sesame Place celebrating my oldest sons bday) So I guess I will be sucking the blood out of elmo at some point
bonus actual question - Can you come to more SGVA events? We think you're kool!
Yes, I want to come to more!!! Just finding a bebee sitter is whats keeping me back.
Bankerboy asks:
1.) favorite band of all time?
Agnostic Front or The Cure
Dont laugh. I know they are on 2 different spectrums but its true.
2) favorite subject in school?
Art when I went
3) last meal?
Vegan Lasangna, dinner salad and applesauce.
Robotsatemyhair asked:
1. Do you feel that "fucktard" is the coolest insult in the English language right now?
Yes and cunttard and douchebag
2. Do you know my Uncle Wilton?
Hmm Maybe does he live on main street by the old white church?
3. Which of our senses do you think you could do without... you know, if some mean old bad guy gave you an ultimatum?
Hmmm
Id have to go with smell
Id be nice not to smell my farts for a change
Thank you all for your questions...
Now I have 3 questions for each of you:
1. If you were made to choose between loosing a finger or loosing a toe which would you pick to loose? and why.
2. If you were made to choose between BEING Mother Teresa/The Pope or John Holmes/Jenna Jameson which would you choose and why?
3. Your best friend comes up with a foolproof plan of robbing a bank for 1 million bucks. Noway you could ever be caught. Would you? If not why? If so why?
Happy Humpty hump day!
Junetuesday asked..
1.what's your middle name?
Laurinda
2.if you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Amsterdam
3.who would you rather fuck? tim curry or fabio?
Tim Curry as he looked in Muppet Treasure Island as "Silver"
audiophyle asked...
1. does the edgar allen poe house seem fun or dull to you?
Fun, He was an amazing author for his time. I have been to the cemetary he is buried in but never his house.
2. how was the experience with the bunnyman survivor?
I didnt get to meet her cause I had to work.. Yeah sucks ....
3. Have you ever drank human blood?
Yes. I am a big fan of doing a sexual bloodletting. (Biting the inner thighs or any other nether region , partner willing, hard enough to break skin and lick it up.)I've tasted alot of my friends blood. I am not a vampire nor do I consider myself one. Or anything close to it. I just get turned on by the sight of blood.
Fortysix_And_Two asked..
1.Ever played Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic?
Nope not a fan of anything Star wars related.
Who's your idol(s)?
Hmm this is a toughy
Famous - Anna Nicole Smith, Madonna, and Hillary Clinton
Non-Famous My Grandpa, and Myself
Do you want to see Shaun of the Dead as much as I do?
Hmm as much or more so
WhiskeyFightPit asks...
1) Where was was the first time you did LSD and what happened?
In a friends bedroom I was 15. I saw spiders everwhere in his room. Freaked myself out so I went outside and sat in his driveway then his mom drove up and ran over the rocks in his driveway and i started crying cause I could hear the rocks screaming.
2) Where is the best place that you've had sex?
On a bench in front of the monkey cage at the national zoo. In front of a bunch of tourists. Close 2nd a Mortuary in Frederick, Maryland.
3) Have you ever been to a Piggly Wiggly store?? What did you think about it?
Yes In New Jersey. It was very bright and sold 3 day old hotdogs at the counter.
Minsc_and_Boo asked:
1. do I look good in this hat?
Yes but you look even better nekkid
2. where are my socks?
In the dryer
3. do you believe in miracles?
No I dont. I believe we make our own things happen good or bad. Nothing spirtual about things.
SheWulf asked:
1. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Chocolate with carmel topping
2. Who was the first person you had sex with?
A guy named Rob He was horrible. I fell asleep on him..
3. Whats your favorite hobby?
Watching b- horror movies and Glass blowing.
Todd31 asked:
1.what is your favorite color?
Lime green and Hot pink
2.what is your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Masturbate
3.what is your ultimate dream car?
1967 Cadillac Herse
Karalynn asked:
1.What is your favorite Food?
Hmm past - Big macs
Present - Vegan Chili
Who do you most look up to?
My Grandpa
What is the thing you most regret?
Highschool I was a huge fuckup. I skipped alot, went to school drunk or stoned. Got into alot of fights for the wrong reasons. Barely passed my senior year. My Mom had to go to school with me everyday for the last month to assure I would stay in the school and not leave. I was a ninja escape artist back then.
DaddyX asked
Only one question, are you gonna come see me when you come to PA?
If you are close to Levittown absolutely.
ZombieVengence asked
1. What is your fav drink?
Capt'n Morgan, diet coke, and Lime Jello shooters
2. If you could have sex with any one (or anything if need be the case) who would it be?
Hmm
Males-Toss up with Tim Burton ( I think he'd be an imaginitive lover and a good romp) and Adam Duce from the band Machine Head (Just cause hes that hot.)
Females- Angelina Jolie ( I'm all about her lips and boobs plus shes gotta be a freak in the bedroom)
Shannon Dorerty- Cause shes got alot of pent up anger and I think she'd be a wildcat.
3.. What is the wind velocity of a EuropeanSwllow?
Click
here for the answer yeah I looked it up....
Cheech asked
1) What's your favorite flavor of ice cream to have sex with?
Hmmm Id say a rocket popsicle cause they have those ridges and they are penis shaped.
2) What's your favorite miracle food when you're on LSD?
Nacho cheese flavored Combos
3) Where in PA will you drink human blood and regret it?
I will be in Levittown (Sesame Place celebrating my oldest sons bday) So I guess I will be sucking the blood out of elmo at some point
bonus actual question - Can you come to more SGVA events? We think you're kool!
Yes, I want to come to more!!! Just finding a bebee sitter is whats keeping me back.
Bankerboy asks:
1.) favorite band of all time?
Agnostic Front or The Cure
Dont laugh. I know they are on 2 different spectrums but its true.
2) favorite subject in school?
Art when I went
3) last meal?
Vegan Lasangna, dinner salad and applesauce.
Robotsatemyhair asked:
1. Do you feel that "fucktard" is the coolest insult in the English language right now?
Yes and cunttard and douchebag
2. Do you know my Uncle Wilton?
Hmm Maybe does he live on main street by the old white church?
3. Which of our senses do you think you could do without... you know, if some mean old bad guy gave you an ultimatum?
Hmmm
Id have to go with smell
Id be nice not to smell my farts for a change
Thank you all for your questions...
Now I have 3 questions for each of you:
1. If you were made to choose between loosing a finger or loosing a toe which would you pick to loose? and why.
2. If you were made to choose between BEING Mother Teresa/The Pope or John Holmes/Jenna Jameson which would you choose and why?
3. Your best friend comes up with a foolproof plan of robbing a bank for 1 million bucks. Noway you could ever be caught. Would you? If not why? If so why?
Happy Humpty hump day!
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A toe. My fingers are more impoartant as I like to touch things...and people!
2. If you were made to choose between BEING Mother Teresa/The Pope or John Holmes/Jenna Jameson which would you choose and why? Uh....what do you think? Cannot have sex if you are the Pope or Mother Teresa.
3. Your best friend comes up with a foolproof plan of robbing a bank for 1 million bucks. Noway you could ever be caught. Would you? If not why? If so why?
Yes. Because I have no self-control plus I am poor. This would be the ultimate opportunity to get out of poverty I am succumed to.