lilmissmorbid

Okay heres the scenerio. Your sitting in a stripclub. The smell of cigarette smoke, sweat, and god knows what else lingers in the air. The lights go off. Dark red lights illuminate the lone silver pole and the first note of House of 1000 Corpses begins to play. Out from behind a side black curtain steps a nervous diva. She slinks forward and grabs ahold of the pole then sees the array of people looking back at her and is like O.O Yeah, a doe in headlights. She forgets thiers music playing, which she should be dancing to and stares at the many eyes looking back at her. Eyes begin to water, not tears but shes holding back a sneeze and thinks her head is going to explode. Still no dancing and the tight latex boots have now cut off all sensory in the nether regions. Still no dancing. Just looking like a great big fucktarded latex wearing nun. Music stops. Diva still looking at the now confused men. Girl turns and walks off stage. Owner rushes to girl screaming asking what the hell is wrong with the girl and to get my ass back out there and they will start the music over again. Girl is scared shitless. Music begins again. Girl is pushed out, sneezes, Girl grabs ahold of the pole takes one swivel down it. Closes her eyes, and reluctantly does her routine. Now Girl thinks to herself this isnt so bad just focus on Pervert sitting in the crowd and dance. Thats your dream right? Girl just figured something out. HOW THE HELL DO I TAKE THE MONEY??????? Oh shit right? How do I do this .. So I changed my routine and got down on all fours and slink/sexy crawled over to a guy who looked alittle scared and alittle turned on at the same time. I saw money I didnt care. I leaned over the side stuck my tits in his face and whomp money was slid in my panties. I looked down a $5 dolla bill. Wooot wooot Next victim I sat legs spread in front of a man who looked to be about 2 million years old and jirated, and rotated between tits and puss puss in his face to earn another $20. I then rolled over sat up on my feet, legs spread and took my bra off. More wooots and yeah babies from the crowd and I followed the sounds of encouragement to a group of college age guys. 1 was so fuckin hot I swear I wanted to stage dive right into his face. I shoved boobalies his way as I felt fingers putting money in my panties. I stayed with these boys for quite awhile. I then did my patented roll over and ended up right in front of Pervert He gave me a wink, and a smile, shoved some money in my getting full pantie strings and I moved down the line. The song is now on its 2nd repeat. 1 more repeat and I can get off the stage. I make my way to the right part of the T and theres a lone man sitting there he looks about 40ish. He watches me and drinks a beer. Dont ask me what the fuck I was thinking but I grabbed his beer and took a drink. He looked like he was appalled. I dunno what the fuck I was thinking I just did it. I wasnt thinking. He places some money in my panties and I left his area quickly. I think he was paying me to get the fuck away from his beer. Anyways I slinked/danced my way across to the left part of the T and theres a group of construction worker looking men. All big, burly and shitfaced. I shoved my tits in the closest one to the stage and out popped the moulah. There was more money coming in my panties then I could hold. Money was falling out of my panties and onto the stage. I was like right on keep it coming fucknuts Your buying momma a new plasma big screen. I stayed at the drunk construction men for the rest of that song and moved on. Last time on repeat I made my way to the middle of the T got a few more bucks from some average joe lookin guys and went back to work the pole. I swiveled down it back up again and wrapped my latex loving thighs around my pole and ran my tongue up the pole which got a huge amount of hoooots!!!! and yeah babys!!!! from the men. Song is over I left the stage. The owner was waiting going GREAT JOB!!!!! My Anna Nicole lust girl watched and patted me on the butt and kissed my cheek and my friend Tim gave me a hug and said well done. Tim went out and picked up the rest of my money off the stage and I went to the dressing room to change for the next song and cool off. I counted my takings. $127 FUCK YEAH!!!!!!! for 12 minutes of work.. FUCK YEAH!!!!!! I was so excited to make more money. Pervert came to my door and gave me a huge hug and kiss and a spank on the ass. We talked for 15 minutes about the dance and then I kicked him out so I could get ready and wipe the sweat off my ass and body. Total wardrobe change and my ass is lit I am so ready to dance my fat ass off. Another 30 minutes go by as the rest of the girls dance Its my turn again. "Little Bit More" starts playing and Whomp! No need to push I walked out head held high strutting my shit to the pole and pretend fucked it, ran my tongue up the pole and pushed my tits between the bar. Acted like the pole was Pervert I worked that bitch to no end. Thanks to Ruth ( Anna Nicole look alike) I learned a few more tricks on the pole. Not the upside down thing but a few things to do. I have pretty strong arms so No sweat. Anyways back to my collge boys I went. Who were now totally shitfaced. Shoved my boobalies in the cute guys face, felt some money slide right next to my cooch. I look down its the cute guy. I smile. He smiles. I wink. He smiles. I dance up to his friend next to him tits in his face. For those who know the song theres a fast part that sort of explodes and goes "So I did it 1 time cause I liked it..." So I whipped my head back and popped the ol top off and bang hands in my panties like it was christmas. I worked my way around the rest of the T avoiding the beer lone drinker guy and after the song repeated again I was off stage. In the back counting my moulah $71 and guess what one had a phone number on it LOL. I dunno who the guy even is. He could be cute collge guy or one of the construction workers I have no clue either way I aint callin. So My first experience was horrible, wonderful, nausciating and absolutely fantastic all rolled into 1.
Happy mofo Hump day people!!!!



How can you not love a girl who is possessed and walkin like a crab spider down the stairs.