Theres nothing sexier then when a guy throws you against the wall, slides his hands up your inner thigh, pulls your panties off with his teeth then passes out, hits his head against a wall, and when you get him woken up he pukes on you. Yep thats uber sexy.
So yeah thats how my weekend ended.
Watched a few good movies this weekend and smoked some green.
1000 cool points to all of those who knew where I ganked the name Verotika from. Yes.. I am a Danzig whore. It just makes me that much more sexshi right?
Admit it you know you want me.
I'm gonna take another set for PSW at the strip club in 2 weeks. So be prepared for some good ol fashion pole humpin pictures. I decided not to get my tits enlarged. I kinda love my nipples and the size my titties are so Im not gonna fuck with perfection. Took me long enought o realise this. But I was lookin at some shots I took of me and my boobalies and well I think they do look good so fuck it.
I watched this porn movie this weekend called Lord of the Gstrings. OMG was it funny. Yes it was a rip off of Lord of the Rings but about a million times more cheesier. The main girl called Dildo Saggins had fake boobs and they looked horrible. That also aided to my descion to keep mine but damn if you havent seen this porno check it out. If only for a great laugh. And well laughter sometimes is all ya got.
Hope everyone had a kickass slippery weekend.
So yeah thats how my weekend ended.
Watched a few good movies this weekend and smoked some green.
1000 cool points to all of those who knew where I ganked the name Verotika from. Yes.. I am a Danzig whore. It just makes me that much more sexshi right?
Admit it you know you want me.
I'm gonna take another set for PSW at the strip club in 2 weeks. So be prepared for some good ol fashion pole humpin pictures. I decided not to get my tits enlarged. I kinda love my nipples and the size my titties are so Im not gonna fuck with perfection. Took me long enought o realise this. But I was lookin at some shots I took of me and my boobalies and well I think they do look good so fuck it.
I watched this porn movie this weekend called Lord of the Gstrings. OMG was it funny. Yes it was a rip off of Lord of the Rings but about a million times more cheesier. The main girl called Dildo Saggins had fake boobs and they looked horrible. That also aided to my descion to keep mine but damn if you havent seen this porno check it out. If only for a great laugh. And well laughter sometimes is all ya got.
Hope everyone had a kickass slippery weekend.
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As for pics I have plenty of them just cant figure out how to get them in this little tiny screen it's really annoying. Oh and I have seen lord of the g-strings it was pretty fucking funny well have a great week 5 more days till tattooing again