Another exciting adventure brought to you by Me and Ash.
She called me up this afternoon and asked me to go with her to spy on her ex's new girl. So I agreed. Dont anyone say I never do stuff for friends!! Anyways this girl lives out in the middle of nowhere. Ash got a call from our friend Isabella who you all may remeber was the girl I drank with when I fell in the fence hole and crapped up my ankle. Anyways Isabella called Ash and told her the new girlfriend and her ex are hanging out tonight at her house. So Ash wants to go check the girl out. Well you know Ash can never do things the easy way. So we parked about a mile away from this girls house and had to walk through the woods. I dressed better this time cause god knows what the hell she might have me doing. So we start walkin through the woods off Davis Ford Rd and guess what we came across. 2 huge ass wooden barrels with weed growing in them The plants were HUGE!!!!! Big ol bushes... So me being the gal that I am tell her Im taking the plants so I sat there tugging at the base of the plant while she went to go spy on the girl. She comes back maybe 10 minutes later and im working on the 2nd plant, about to pee on myself with excitement. Anyways she tells me she needs my help to cross a little stream so I get her to help me pull the 2nd plant out and we go off towards the house. Well this "little" stream is about 15 feet across and maybe 4 feet deep so Im thinking no big deal get a running start and just jump it. Well no Ash's idea was to do a balencing act across some little moss covered trees that had fallen into the water and she needed me to hold a stick(on land) to help her balence so I'm like okay no problem. We find a branch and she holds onto it and gets about 1/3 the way across the stream and her ass slips and falls into the water. Im laughing my ass off but the floor of the stream is slippery and she cant get a good grip to get up so I hand her my stick and Im pulling and laughing and slipping on the edge of the bank and shes laughing and tugging and well my ass got pulled into the stream. Just along the edge but you know I hate water I cant see my feet in so I start scratchin my way up the embankment and Ash is using me as a human ladder and climbing up and over me and long story short I got out shook off walked back to the 2 plants dragged them back to Ashs car and shoved them in her trunk. She took them to her place to dry out cause theres enough weed to land me a good 5-20 maybe 8 for good behavior in one of DC's finest. And I dont wanna risk it and she lives alone so anyways not to shabby. We never got to see the girl but I think we got a much better deal then girl watchin tonight
Now go out and pee in someones pool
21 days
She called me up this afternoon and asked me to go with her to spy on her ex's new girl. So I agreed. Dont anyone say I never do stuff for friends!! Anyways this girl lives out in the middle of nowhere. Ash got a call from our friend Isabella who you all may remeber was the girl I drank with when I fell in the fence hole and crapped up my ankle. Anyways Isabella called Ash and told her the new girlfriend and her ex are hanging out tonight at her house. So Ash wants to go check the girl out. Well you know Ash can never do things the easy way. So we parked about a mile away from this girls house and had to walk through the woods. I dressed better this time cause god knows what the hell she might have me doing. So we start walkin through the woods off Davis Ford Rd and guess what we came across. 2 huge ass wooden barrels with weed growing in them The plants were HUGE!!!!! Big ol bushes... So me being the gal that I am tell her Im taking the plants so I sat there tugging at the base of the plant while she went to go spy on the girl. She comes back maybe 10 minutes later and im working on the 2nd plant, about to pee on myself with excitement. Anyways she tells me she needs my help to cross a little stream so I get her to help me pull the 2nd plant out and we go off towards the house. Well this "little" stream is about 15 feet across and maybe 4 feet deep so Im thinking no big deal get a running start and just jump it. Well no Ash's idea was to do a balencing act across some little moss covered trees that had fallen into the water and she needed me to hold a stick(on land) to help her balence so I'm like okay no problem. We find a branch and she holds onto it and gets about 1/3 the way across the stream and her ass slips and falls into the water. Im laughing my ass off but the floor of the stream is slippery and she cant get a good grip to get up so I hand her my stick and Im pulling and laughing and slipping on the edge of the bank and shes laughing and tugging and well my ass got pulled into the stream. Just along the edge but you know I hate water I cant see my feet in so I start scratchin my way up the embankment and Ash is using me as a human ladder and climbing up and over me and long story short I got out shook off walked back to the 2 plants dragged them back to Ashs car and shoved them in her trunk. She took them to her place to dry out cause theres enough weed to land me a good 5-20 maybe 8 for good behavior in one of DC's finest. And I dont wanna risk it and she lives alone so anyways not to shabby. We never got to see the girl but I think we got a much better deal then girl watchin tonight
Now go out and pee in someones pool
21 days
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#2 too bad for them haha
#3 i think im going to go make that sin and put it on my dog hahaha