So Ash came over last night with a bottle of Capt'N Morgans and a broken heart. Sigh. Her boy broke up with her for the 10th time in 2 months and she once again is heartbroken. Why do we torture ourselves over something that isnt working???.. Anyways In the spirit of cheering her up I thought we should get nekkie and make tinfoil dresses with tiaras and celebrate her newfound independence. I made these delicious drinks with the capt'n, apple juice and some pineapple juice. Mmmmmmmmm Mmmm I called it the "Aimee Devine" and it was just that, devine. We made these awesome dress like thingies that looked more like silver missle launchers with tit forms but we had a great time. My good neighbor(Mary for those of you just joining here)was out on her back porch drinking so we joined her in our shiny readytobake dresses and sat out under the stars drinking our "devines". I love it that I dont have to explain myself to Mary she never once questioned why we were wearing tinfoil.. Maybe I should be worried that she doesnt find it odd that her neighbor was sporting a half assed ready to pick up 2000 channel dress.. Does that mean Im becoming
predictable? sigh I better not be..Oh well..
Ohhhhh then guess who decided to sit on her back porch? Yeah the shitty neighbor who put the fence up. We said Hello to her and she acted like she didnt hear us so Mary walked right up to the fence and said I guess you didnt hear us so hello. And she looked Mary dead in the face and grumbled hello. Ash being the perky tinfoil goddess asked her over to have a drink with us which she of course refused. Oh well her loss I would have done a sharon stone on her and flashed her my cooch (thanks bluevalentine teehee) if she had joined us... so maybe its for the best. We finished the evening early cause Ash had to work with crackles today so she needs all her strength to deal with her.
Thank god crackles is going on vacation for 2 weeks. Its almost like I get a vacation also. So yay for that! Anyways Happy Hump day people.
Now go out there and lick someones eyeball.
8 days so far
predictable? sigh I better not be..Oh well..
Ohhhhh then guess who decided to sit on her back porch? Yeah the shitty neighbor who put the fence up. We said Hello to her and she acted like she didnt hear us so Mary walked right up to the fence and said I guess you didnt hear us so hello. And she looked Mary dead in the face and grumbled hello. Ash being the perky tinfoil goddess asked her over to have a drink with us which she of course refused. Oh well her loss I would have done a sharon stone on her and flashed her my cooch (thanks bluevalentine teehee) if she had joined us... so maybe its for the best. We finished the evening early cause Ash had to work with crackles today so she needs all her strength to deal with her.
Thank god crackles is going on vacation for 2 weeks. Its almost like I get a vacation also. So yay for that! Anyways Happy Hump day people.
Now go out there and lick someones eyeball.
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and yeah, happy hump day..