Well crackwhore has topped herself once again.
Yesterday I go to work after receiveing a call from Ash saying shes high and strung out again so I knew to expect shes not going to do her work so once again Ash and I would be working late to get everything done in time for the next day. Well I get to work and and walk to my station but as I pass crackles work station I see her hanging over a box and hear this bird churping so I turn around and crackles has a baby bird in a shoebox. So shes hanging over this bird trying to feed it strained beef baby food. But her hands are so shakey all she is doing is like jabbing the poor bird everywhere but its mouth. If it isnt blind it will be by the time shes done with it. So I went over to her work station and I ask if I can help her feed it seeing as shakey the crackhead cant keep her hands still long enough to get the dropper in its mouth. So we get the baby bird fed and I'm like having a conversation with Ash over an order and crackles walks over and hands me a piece of paper. She says " The AA group I have to go to gives us homework I havent done it yet and the meeting is tonight what do you think I should write?"
So I look at the questions it says name 3 things you are worried may happen to your body? Thats it nothing else.. So I say okay? what do you want me to do with it? She says what should I write? I said well what are you worried about happening to your body if you keep drinking and smokin up. I said why dont you say Im worried my Kidneys will stop working or Im worried about premature ageing or liver disease. And she says I shit you not this was her response. " I dont want them to think Im a drunk or I drink to much..." I look at her and go Dana. Your in fucking AA They already know you drink too much! She then says But I dont want them to think I know. I just look at her and go are you kidding me? I am looking at her right in the eyes and say Do you honestly think you dont have a problem? And she goes.. I do but I dont want them to think I know I do. I said straight up your a fucking joke. Tell them your worried that your vagina is gonna shrival up for all I care. Your so fucking stupid. She makes me so mad. So then she waits like maybe 15 minutes cause she knows Im pissed off at her and then she comes up and says well what do you think I should write for it? I said Dana they prolly want you to write what your afraid will happen if you continue drinking as hard as you do. So she again says I dont want them to think I drink to much. To which I again reply Dana they already fucking know Your in AA!!!!!!!!! She doesnt get it. I told her to fuck off and not talk to me for the rest of the day and she started crying yet again. This time though the boss wasnt around for her to cry too so knowing she didnt have an audience she stopped after 5 minutes and started working. I hate working with shakey the crackwhore so much. sigh. I need a new job.
Blah Its friday.
Go out and bite the lip of a loved one.
3 days so far
Yesterday I go to work after receiveing a call from Ash saying shes high and strung out again so I knew to expect shes not going to do her work so once again Ash and I would be working late to get everything done in time for the next day. Well I get to work and and walk to my station but as I pass crackles work station I see her hanging over a box and hear this bird churping so I turn around and crackles has a baby bird in a shoebox. So shes hanging over this bird trying to feed it strained beef baby food. But her hands are so shakey all she is doing is like jabbing the poor bird everywhere but its mouth. If it isnt blind it will be by the time shes done with it. So I went over to her work station and I ask if I can help her feed it seeing as shakey the crackhead cant keep her hands still long enough to get the dropper in its mouth. So we get the baby bird fed and I'm like having a conversation with Ash over an order and crackles walks over and hands me a piece of paper. She says " The AA group I have to go to gives us homework I havent done it yet and the meeting is tonight what do you think I should write?"
So I look at the questions it says name 3 things you are worried may happen to your body? Thats it nothing else.. So I say okay? what do you want me to do with it? She says what should I write? I said well what are you worried about happening to your body if you keep drinking and smokin up. I said why dont you say Im worried my Kidneys will stop working or Im worried about premature ageing or liver disease. And she says I shit you not this was her response. " I dont want them to think Im a drunk or I drink to much..." I look at her and go Dana. Your in fucking AA They already know you drink too much! She then says But I dont want them to think I know. I just look at her and go are you kidding me? I am looking at her right in the eyes and say Do you honestly think you dont have a problem? And she goes.. I do but I dont want them to think I know I do. I said straight up your a fucking joke. Tell them your worried that your vagina is gonna shrival up for all I care. Your so fucking stupid. She makes me so mad. So then she waits like maybe 15 minutes cause she knows Im pissed off at her and then she comes up and says well what do you think I should write for it? I said Dana they prolly want you to write what your afraid will happen if you continue drinking as hard as you do. So she again says I dont want them to think I drink to much. To which I again reply Dana they already fucking know Your in AA!!!!!!!!! She doesnt get it. I told her to fuck off and not talk to me for the rest of the day and she started crying yet again. This time though the boss wasnt around for her to cry too so knowing she didnt have an audience she stopped after 5 minutes and started working. I hate working with shakey the crackwhore so much. sigh. I need a new job.
Blah Its friday.
Go out and bite the lip of a loved one.
3 days so far
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