Lets see things I did yesterday...
Talked to Daliyah on the cam/mic yesterday.. I love her.
Bought 3 more Living Dead Doll Boobleheads. Lou sapphire, Eggorcist, and Posey head.
Made the crackwhore cry again at work.
Lets just start with that...
Okay so Crackwhore got busted for DWI on Monday night. She spent 2 nights in jail and now has a court date cause she was 3 times over the limit. Technically she should be dead but.. as luck would have it she is still alive. Okay so I get into work yesterday and shes sitting at her work station looking like hell as usual so I dont think anything of it cause she always looks strung out. I get to my station and Ash comes over and says crackwhore got busted and spent a night in jail ask her about it. So I start laughing and turn around and ask crackles what happened. She tells me she made a wrong turn down a one way street and ran into the median and hit a parked car. I'm like were you drunk or high, She says drunk. Then she says really loudly "But I have made this wrong turn when I was sober I swear!" I'm like girl your a fuckin idiot. I swear. She drives the same roads as me and I am worried one night shes gonna hit me while I'm out with family or friends. I drink too and like to have a good time but I always make sure theres a designated and if not, I am by default. Anyways she goes on to tell me the story of her 2 nights in jail. She made friends with a female "bubba" and had to give her bubba all her food. To keep the other jail bitches away. It was a funny story so I was laughing she was too at that point. She then told me how she tried calling her husband and he wouldnt stay on the phone long enough to hear her ask for help so she was stuck at the jail until her arraignment.. I at that point dubbed her the White trash crackle princess. She didnt like it but oh well. She told me the rest of her story and as it was told I kept getting more and more disgusted with her. This girl gets off so easy at work cause shes giving head to the boss. And I'm not just saying that she really is, and admits it openly. So besides the fact she doesnt work when shes at work, now shes a drunk driver. Blah So I layed into her. I called her a selfish idiot and told her among many other things if she ever was drunk and hit any of my friends or family I would gladly kill her and not think twice about it. That is for real. I then proceeded to tell her I was going to do a intervention at her crackhouse with all her crackwhore friends and videotape it. So she could see what a waste she was. Harsh? Yes. Do I care? Nope not a bit. I have tried getting her to stop, her family has, other co-workers have. Now I just wish she would either OD and die or quit. So anyways Ash hopped on the boat of calling her the White trash crack princess and we made her a tiara that we hot glued white flower preservative onto so it looked like coke and then we made little "crack" rocks out of paper mache and put it on her tinfoil tiara. She started crying and went over to the boss and whined and cried over her shithole life so then Ash and I got called into the office and asked to apologise to crackles. I refused too. So the boss said hes going to think about things and see if theres a place still available here for me. I told him if he fired me I would turn him into OSHA for various health related problems they have with ventalation and that I would also tell them about his allowing crackles to drive while under the influence in company vehicles. He then surprisingly changed his tune and focused on Ash and told her the same thing She told basically the same thing and added a fuck off. We both walked out of the office and right up to crackles and called her a whore. Then both of us went outside to smoke a cig and calm down. I swear I come to work on time, I am sober, I do my job and I do it very well. Who the hell does this guy think he is.. I will apologise for something I believe I did that was wrong. But when crackles is concerned I wont apologise for shit. So anyways we get back inside and crackles looks like Tammy Faye in a cry fest. I just snickered and started making arrangements. She then got louder and louder with her sobbing cause not only is she a crack whore shes a attention whore also. Finally after hearing her snort snot up her nose for the hundredth time I turned around and told her to either blow it and shut up or just leave cause she wasnt doing any work. She then burst out crying saying I was so mean to her and that I dont care for her and other shit. I just shook my head and said you know what your right. I dont give a shit.. Not anymore. She then left like the drama queen she is and slammed the door on the way out. I was relieved. I hope shes not there today cause I am not in the mood to pity her or offer sympathies Im sick of her and sick of dealing with a drunk crackwhore who puts more work on me and Ash then need be and still get a fat paycheck at the end of the week. One word. Bitch.
Now enough of that. A fun thing that happened yesterday also was I got a wrong number call again at work. I think the phone company gives our number out for anything.Its like a default number they give when they dont feel like looking for the real thing. The call turned into a fun little laugh fest for me and the lady on the phone. Seems she was looking for cake pans and she got me instead. It was pretty funny.
Anyways people being that its Friday go out to the store and buy these 3 items only. Tampons, mayonaise, and a enima.
And look all squirely when you buy it.
Have a great weekend!
Talked to Daliyah on the cam/mic yesterday.. I love her.
Bought 3 more Living Dead Doll Boobleheads. Lou sapphire, Eggorcist, and Posey head.
Made the crackwhore cry again at work.
Lets just start with that...
Okay so Crackwhore got busted for DWI on Monday night. She spent 2 nights in jail and now has a court date cause she was 3 times over the limit. Technically she should be dead but.. as luck would have it she is still alive. Okay so I get into work yesterday and shes sitting at her work station looking like hell as usual so I dont think anything of it cause she always looks strung out. I get to my station and Ash comes over and says crackwhore got busted and spent a night in jail ask her about it. So I start laughing and turn around and ask crackles what happened. She tells me she made a wrong turn down a one way street and ran into the median and hit a parked car. I'm like were you drunk or high, She says drunk. Then she says really loudly "But I have made this wrong turn when I was sober I swear!" I'm like girl your a fuckin idiot. I swear. She drives the same roads as me and I am worried one night shes gonna hit me while I'm out with family or friends. I drink too and like to have a good time but I always make sure theres a designated and if not, I am by default. Anyways she goes on to tell me the story of her 2 nights in jail. She made friends with a female "bubba" and had to give her bubba all her food. To keep the other jail bitches away. It was a funny story so I was laughing she was too at that point. She then told me how she tried calling her husband and he wouldnt stay on the phone long enough to hear her ask for help so she was stuck at the jail until her arraignment.. I at that point dubbed her the White trash crackle princess. She didnt like it but oh well. She told me the rest of her story and as it was told I kept getting more and more disgusted with her. This girl gets off so easy at work cause shes giving head to the boss. And I'm not just saying that she really is, and admits it openly. So besides the fact she doesnt work when shes at work, now shes a drunk driver. Blah So I layed into her. I called her a selfish idiot and told her among many other things if she ever was drunk and hit any of my friends or family I would gladly kill her and not think twice about it. That is for real. I then proceeded to tell her I was going to do a intervention at her crackhouse with all her crackwhore friends and videotape it. So she could see what a waste she was. Harsh? Yes. Do I care? Nope not a bit. I have tried getting her to stop, her family has, other co-workers have. Now I just wish she would either OD and die or quit. So anyways Ash hopped on the boat of calling her the White trash crack princess and we made her a tiara that we hot glued white flower preservative onto so it looked like coke and then we made little "crack" rocks out of paper mache and put it on her tinfoil tiara. She started crying and went over to the boss and whined and cried over her shithole life so then Ash and I got called into the office and asked to apologise to crackles. I refused too. So the boss said hes going to think about things and see if theres a place still available here for me. I told him if he fired me I would turn him into OSHA for various health related problems they have with ventalation and that I would also tell them about his allowing crackles to drive while under the influence in company vehicles. He then surprisingly changed his tune and focused on Ash and told her the same thing She told basically the same thing and added a fuck off. We both walked out of the office and right up to crackles and called her a whore. Then both of us went outside to smoke a cig and calm down. I swear I come to work on time, I am sober, I do my job and I do it very well. Who the hell does this guy think he is.. I will apologise for something I believe I did that was wrong. But when crackles is concerned I wont apologise for shit. So anyways we get back inside and crackles looks like Tammy Faye in a cry fest. I just snickered and started making arrangements. She then got louder and louder with her sobbing cause not only is she a crack whore shes a attention whore also. Finally after hearing her snort snot up her nose for the hundredth time I turned around and told her to either blow it and shut up or just leave cause she wasnt doing any work. She then burst out crying saying I was so mean to her and that I dont care for her and other shit. I just shook my head and said you know what your right. I dont give a shit.. Not anymore. She then left like the drama queen she is and slammed the door on the way out. I was relieved. I hope shes not there today cause I am not in the mood to pity her or offer sympathies Im sick of her and sick of dealing with a drunk crackwhore who puts more work on me and Ash then need be and still get a fat paycheck at the end of the week. One word. Bitch.
Now enough of that. A fun thing that happened yesterday also was I got a wrong number call again at work. I think the phone company gives our number out for anything.Its like a default number they give when they dont feel like looking for the real thing. The call turned into a fun little laugh fest for me and the lady on the phone. Seems she was looking for cake pans and she got me instead. It was pretty funny.
Anyways people being that its Friday go out to the store and buy these 3 items only. Tampons, mayonaise, and a enima.
And look all squirely when you buy it.
Have a great weekend!
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Other than that, how was your weekend, doll?
[Edited on Jun 21, 2004 12:24AM]