Okay let me be the first to say I am a dumbass. I noticed a few days ago my friends list got smaller... Had no clue why, just brushed it off thinking I was just hallucinating. Well thanks to Mrs Babygirl bringing it to my attention I realised I deleted a few people from the edit pref screen on mistake. Yes I r a dumbass. Sorry people.. Now I need to find out who is missing.. Grrrrrrrrrr
Theres one I know for sure was off but they are coming back and babygirl is one I think I might be missing 5. Damnit.
Okay anyways Heres my list of funny things to say to a guy when he drops his pants:
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. But it still works right?
3. Why dont we just cuddle
4. But your feet are so big... damn
5. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
6. How sweet, that explains your car
7. I never saw one like that before
8. Why dont we skip right to the cigarettes
9. Better get me real drunk first
10. Does it come with an air pump?
11. I guess this makes me the early bird
12. Should I blow it or just floss my teeth with it
13. Are you cold?
Has anyone ever had a drink called the "Incredible Hulk"?
It has Henisey (spelling?) and this blue shit If youhavent tried it.. Try it. MmmmmMmmmmmmm Its bright green and comes packed with a punch like Tyson. Heading out to a hooka bar tonight with Ash and some other girls. I badly need a girls night out and this is going to be a welcomed get together.
Have a happy and safe weekend people.
Theres one I know for sure was off but they are coming back and babygirl is one I think I might be missing 5. Damnit.
Okay anyways Heres my list of funny things to say to a guy when he drops his pants:
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. But it still works right?
3. Why dont we just cuddle
4. But your feet are so big... damn
5. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
6. How sweet, that explains your car
7. I never saw one like that before
8. Why dont we skip right to the cigarettes
9. Better get me real drunk first
10. Does it come with an air pump?
11. I guess this makes me the early bird
12. Should I blow it or just floss my teeth with it
13. Are you cold?
Has anyone ever had a drink called the "Incredible Hulk"?
It has Henisey (spelling?) and this blue shit If youhavent tried it.. Try it. MmmmmMmmmmmmm Its bright green and comes packed with a punch like Tyson. Heading out to a hooka bar tonight with Ash and some other girls. I badly need a girls night out and this is going to be a welcomed get together.
Have a happy and safe weekend people.
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wow... I would hate to drop my pants in front of you then.
Psh. Forget that shit. You get no more cockshots.
MEAN.
have fun at the hooka bar.