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Monday May 10, 2004

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What a messed up week.
74 hours. I so hate Mothers Day.
I'm glad its over and I can bask in the overtime pay. Which is funding a tattoo and another piercing. I still havent decided if I want to do a lip piercing or do my tongue.. Too many decsions. I do know what I'm doing for my tattoo.. I'm getting a 50's style pin up girl that looks like me complete with the same type of ink on her arm thats on mine.. Cant wait to see what Scott (my inker) comes up with for this one. I'm working off a picture I found online and have him change it a bit to look more like me.
So how was everyones weekend? Do anything even remotely sinful? If so details details...
Once again Ash and I on our quest for bigger tits bring you another hilarious story of boobie mishaps. So we bought those fake boobs you insert in your bra that are suppose to stick to you using body heat..(Victorias Secret) They are suppose to add 2 cup sizes. They lie. I got maybe 1 more and they didnt stick well enough as this story will reveal. Okay so Ash and I wore our fake tits to work. I used my hairdryer to make heat in the morning to get them to stick cause honestly my body wasnt producing enough heat to keep them put. I wore a tanktop which was my first mistake and a wonder bra that wasnt so wonderful I guess. We told everyone at work our latest attempt at boobs and they asked to see them so we took them off and passed them around. Well not thinking duh how will they stick now I replaced them back in my bra and went along my merry way. So my boss (male) calls me to the front to help a customer pick out flowers so I walk out there strutting my stuff and see this semi cute guy waiting for my help. I'm asking him what flowers he wants and we are walking along the flowers and Im leaning down and grabbing flowers standing back up again leaning back down , you get the picture.. So I go down to get a flower and what should happen? you guessed it, one of my fake tits falls out and "plops" into a bucket. I was mortified. He saw it, I know it, My boss saw it. I just kinda hang in limbo there over the bucket and all of a sudden my boss just bursts out laughing. The guy is still standing there I'm looking down at the bucket seeing a great big nipple staring up at me wondering what to do. Meanwhile my boss, still laughing is coming towards me I'm still in shock looking at my floating tit, so my boss reaches down into the bucket and pulls my tit out, hands it to me and goes "We try to put alittle of ourselves into each arrangement, but this is overkill." He's laughing, I'm red as blood, the guy is blushing too. I still havent said a word yet. I just calmly grab the flower and walk to the back. Next you hear a big scream then I howl with laughter. My boss comes back laughing his ass off trying to tell everyone what just happened only making me laugh more. Needless to say I went back out there boobie in place didnt say a word to the guy just wrapped his flowers and walked away. I think he was more ripped up over it then I was. Sigh.

miao!!
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trocc:
that's a pretty funny story right there. it's good to be able to laugh at yourself. smile

and don't worry, i have enough base-level vices that i manage to do something sinful without even trying most of the time. wink
May 12, 2004
iyce:
hey girlie girl!! love
nice pic..if you don't mind me asking...were do you get your pics from...i swear you always have one up that i like..but,........... i would prefer to look at that face of yours... kiss
May 12, 2004

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