lilmissmorbid

I normally try to keep my journal entries fun and humorous if only to myself but I just think I need to get this off my chest. Last night I was playing Starcraft with a friend and her buddy came online and joined a game with us then started ranting about how hes going to kill himself. So hense my friend leaves the game to talk to him and asks me to come with her. So I do. This friend of hers who I dont even know starts saying how he has slit his wrist and it isnt deep enough to kill himself so he is going to do it again and make sure its deep. My friend cuts and run and leaves me with this guy so I spend the next 2 hours trying to calm this guy down hoping my friend comes back on so I can find out information on him so If I need to call the cops or an ambulance I have at least some background to give him. I am totally thinking this guy is going to kill himself. I offer him the best advice I can give and even made him laugh alittle then out of nowhere he goes "Just kidding.." I ask him kidding about what? And he goes about everything Im too much of a coward to kill myself. Now what was concern turns to anger and I mean fucking pissed anger. Im like dude I just spent 2 hours with you talking you down trying to calm you down and your fucking joking? His reply was Yeah thanks alot. You made me feel alot better.
WTF why do people do this. I even went so far as to try to get a Battlenet staff member to talk to him and try to calm him down.
I swear I know this may sound lame as all shit but If I ever saw that guy on the street I'd knock his ass out.
Off subject: My oldest son (2.5 year old) comes up to me this morning while I'm getting ready for work and says out of nowhere "I'm Rick James Bitch!" I peed my pants laughing. I swear I did.. No really I did. I guess I need to watch my mouth alittle better. Naaaaaaaaaah Fuck it!