lilmissmorbid

I have nothing better to do then rip this song apart.. forgive me

Q:Scooby-Dooby Doo, Where Are You?
A: Dry humping scrappydoo
We Got Some Work To Do Now.
(Get on the corner and make me some money beotch! bking$ bling$)
Q:Scooby-Dooby Doo, Where Are You?
A: Blowing shaggy for crack money
We Need Some Help From You Now.
(Bitches only call me when you want something)
Come On Scooby-Doo, I See You . . .
(No you dont, Im a figment of your imagination.. really Im serious. I am.)
Pretending You Got A Sliver.
(wth? how does this line fit in anyways? a sliver? couldnt they come up with something else that sounded better? lazy asses)
But You're Not Fooling Me,
(Yesh, I r fooling joo!)
Cause I Can See The Way You Shake And Shiver.
(only after sex scooooooby doooooby doooooooooooooo)
You Know We Got A Mystery To Solve,
(wheres the beef?)
So Scooby-Doo Be Ready For Your Act.
(In drag, impersonating Cher)
Don't Hold Back!
(bellows "If I could turn back time....")
And Scooby-Doo If You Come Through
You're Gonna To Have Yourself A Scooby Snack!
(aka crack rock)
That's A Fact!
(lies prove it!)
Scooby-Dooby Doo, Here Are You.
(here are you? what the hell are they teaching us wee kids English 101 buddy)
You're Ready And You're Willing.
(you have no idea how ready and willing I r)
If We Can Count On You, Scooby-Doo,
(dont count on me I will only let you down)
I Know We'll Catch That Villain.
(Bah, who wants to catch a villian anyways... Jenkies!!!!!)
Velma was hotter anyways.