It's about damn time for an update!
First off, I'd like to say a quick sorry for slacking with the updates and commenting.
In my defense, I've been a very busy girl.
I start back my old lifeguarding job on Tuesday. I'm not exactly sure if I'm really happy about that or not. I think I may go on a job hunt. Anyone have any suggestions as to where I should apply?
Last night I went to Montana's with my cousin. I had fun although I only know like one line dance. I kinda learned the two step though. Some guy taught me I'm not sure what his name was. My cousin just called him "Bubba" he was a really tall buff guy from Texas. He tried tossing me around the dance floor a bit but after he elbowed me in the head we called it quits with the dance lessons. He was ai-ight though besides the fact that he was so blitzed that his eyes were rolling back in his head when he talked to me. He left pretty early cause he had to work the next morning. I can't say that I was too heart broken about that.
When my cousin and I were leaving these two guys were walking out of Zendejas and they made some kind of comment about me being cute as hell. Then one egged the other on to come over and talk to me. They seemed nice. One of them gave me their business card and told me to give them a call. The other one sat in the car and said:
The conversation goes as follows
GUY: "what are you guys going tonight?"
ME: "going back to my cousin's house, why?"
GUY: "lets go have some fun"
ME: "like what?"
GUY: "let's go get a hotel"
ME: " WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
GUY: "yeah let's go have some fun"
ME: "no I don't think so"
GUY: "why not?"
ME: "because that isn't my kinda fun. I don't even know you"
GUY: "awww c'mon"
ME: "naw not happenin dude"
ME" "see ya"
ME: "good bye"
ME: "adios"
ME: "good ridance"
ME: " yeah your a fuckin loser"
Yeah that's about how it went. Tell me, what girl does that line actually work on?
So my point is that I attracted assholes and neanderthals. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with me? I wasn't going to snag a boyfriend or even a phone number. It would have just been nice to spend the evening with nice people who were polite and fun to dance with and then we go our seperate ways and that's it! The male partners sucked ass but the females there were pretty damn cool! There were a couple girls there that I struggled along to line dances with. Although I attract fuckin idiots I had fun. My cousin and I danced togeather a couple times and then some guy that was hangin around my cousin asked me to dance. We had no fuckin idea what we were doing and we were the only ones on the dance floor so we probably looked pretty damn stupid. He was from Tennessee too and he had an accent. I would have thought that guys from Tennessee with accents knew something about two steppin but nope. So we just took pranced arou faking like we knew what we were doing while people probably watched and laughed but I don't give a fuck cause I had fun!
I gotta go now I'm meeting my uncle and cousins at Dave and Busters.
See ya
First off, I'd like to say a quick sorry for slacking with the updates and commenting.
In my defense, I've been a very busy girl.
I start back my old lifeguarding job on Tuesday. I'm not exactly sure if I'm really happy about that or not. I think I may go on a job hunt. Anyone have any suggestions as to where I should apply?
Last night I went to Montana's with my cousin. I had fun although I only know like one line dance. I kinda learned the two step though. Some guy taught me I'm not sure what his name was. My cousin just called him "Bubba" he was a really tall buff guy from Texas. He tried tossing me around the dance floor a bit but after he elbowed me in the head we called it quits with the dance lessons. He was ai-ight though besides the fact that he was so blitzed that his eyes were rolling back in his head when he talked to me. He left pretty early cause he had to work the next morning. I can't say that I was too heart broken about that.
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The conversation goes as follows
GUY: "what are you guys going tonight?"
ME: "going back to my cousin's house, why?"
GUY: "lets go have some fun"
ME: "like what?"
GUY: "let's go get a hotel"
ME: " WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
GUY: "yeah let's go have some fun"
ME: "no I don't think so"
GUY: "why not?"
ME: "because that isn't my kinda fun. I don't even know you"
GUY: "awww c'mon"
ME: "naw not happenin dude"
ME" "see ya"
ME: "good bye"
ME: "adios"
ME: "good ridance"
ME: " yeah your a fuckin loser"
Yeah that's about how it went. Tell me, what girl does that line actually work on?
So my point is that I attracted assholes and neanderthals. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with me? I wasn't going to snag a boyfriend or even a phone number. It would have just been nice to spend the evening with nice people who were polite and fun to dance with and then we go our seperate ways and that's it! The male partners sucked ass but the females there were pretty damn cool! There were a couple girls there that I struggled along to line dances with. Although I attract fuckin idiots I had fun. My cousin and I danced togeather a couple times and then some guy that was hangin around my cousin asked me to dance. We had no fuckin idea what we were doing and we were the only ones on the dance floor so we probably looked pretty damn stupid. He was from Tennessee too and he had an accent. I would have thought that guys from Tennessee with accents knew something about two steppin but nope. So we just took pranced arou faking like we knew what we were doing while people probably watched and laughed but I don't give a fuck cause I had fun!
I gotta go now I'm meeting my uncle and cousins at Dave and Busters.
See ya
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itburns:
Where you been??
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cinemonk:
Where are you?
We miss you! I hope that all is well
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