Today is a better day than the last! 
My Mom and Dad spent the night at a friends last night. My Uncle and his girlfriend were over my house all day while I was at work babysitting my Grandma who has alzheimers.
When I got home from work at about 11pm they were playing a very long drawn out 5 hour game of trivia pursuit. My grandma has a habbit of blurting out the answers when it's not her turn. That can get kinda irritating especially when it's for a pie. I stood there watching the last hour or so of the game. Everytime it was my grandma's turn to answer a question my Uncle started blurting out the answers. It was pretty funny. I guess you had to be there.
The game ended, my Uncle won. He proceeded to get up and do a little victory dance. He ranted about winning and being superior and all that bullshit that guys think they are when they win at something. *giggle* I would have done the same thing. C'mon a 5 hour game. You bet I would have gotten up and did a victory dance just because the fucking game was finally over.
" If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all."
-Anna Quindlen
So after the game was over we sat down to watch the third of a series of rock and roll DVD's he had brought over. We were talking about Laughlin while watching the DVD and a girl showed up on the screen of the TV with smeared makeup and she looked like a hippie. My Uncle told us that she was a "Plaster Caster" His girlfriend and I were looking at eachother puzzled. He started explaining that a "Plaster Caster" was kinda like a groupie.
They hung out with rockstars and took castes of their dicks!
after he told us that we were rolling on the floor laughing our asses off. He proceeded to tell us that the "Plaster Caster" would wait back stage and when the band came off stage they would ask them if they could Suck 'em till they get hard and then BAM they got casted. Yup a bucket of ( I think they used dental molding) on their penis awaiting the stiffening process.
The story, as he was telling it was extremely funny. I had tears running down my face. He was showing us
"demonstrations" too. His girlfriend and I ( the curious minds that we are) kept asking more questions about it cause we thought he was full of shit. He'd say "yeah I read it, the just slap it on there." Making motions towards his crotch whitch made it all the more funny.
He then said "go look it up on the internet, if you don't believe me" So of course I went to check it out. There was all these websites about "Cynthia Plaster Caster" it was soooooo funny. She had stories about it and pictures of people she had "done."
We only actually got to see one mold, and we didn't even know who's it was.
Jimmi Hendrix had been "Plaster Casted" and we were trying like all hell to see a picture.
My Uncle's girlfriend was sitting behing me the whole time saying "I wanna see rock stars dicks"
Needless to say, my search for Jimmi Hendrix's "mold" is still not over. Were just not gonna be happy until we see it.
Anyway, somehow a gay porn site popped up and they had all these funny titles like "his first big one" and "group fucking" keep in mind I was sitting next to a couple old enough to be my parents and then some. And with my Uncle standing behind me saying "what is that? It looks like some kinda sea creature" we couldn't help but sound off in laughter again and again.
Keep in mind that I am a very open minded person and I love all walks of life. This is in NO WAY making fun of anyone. Afterall one of the coolest people I knew was gay and I used to work with him at Red Lobster, he is the SHIT.
Anyway after that, we proceeded to look up "Donkey Show" cause I had heard of it but was kinda curious as to how people could had sex with animals. We didn't really get to see any actual "donkey shows" but a whole bunch of pages popped up with dogs "doing" girls doggystyle. There was girls sucking horses dicks and all kinds of crazy stuff. It's a wonder they don't get kicked in the head.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."
-Francis Bacon
I know this stuff has been around for a long time but I never really surf the web for "sick shit" (as in humans fucking animals) so it's kinda new to me. We had a good couple of laughs and it was over.
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."
-Bill Cosby
It probably helped that my uncle and his girlfriend downed a 5 liter box of wine while I was at work.
As for my excuse, I have none. "Curiosity killed the cat." They kinda had to drink that much to be in the right mood to stay all day with my Grandma. It can get very challenging at times.
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
-Ellen DeGeneres
The night came to an end at about 4am and they went home and I went upstairs to bed
Besides being at work and the lack of sleep from last night I feel pretty good.
What can I say? I take pleasure in the smallest things.
I hope everyone had a good weekend!
My Mom and Dad spent the night at a friends last night. My Uncle and his girlfriend were over my house all day while I was at work babysitting my Grandma who has alzheimers.
When I got home from work at about 11pm they were playing a very long drawn out 5 hour game of trivia pursuit. My grandma has a habbit of blurting out the answers when it's not her turn. That can get kinda irritating especially when it's for a pie. I stood there watching the last hour or so of the game. Everytime it was my grandma's turn to answer a question my Uncle started blurting out the answers. It was pretty funny. I guess you had to be there.
The game ended, my Uncle won. He proceeded to get up and do a little victory dance. He ranted about winning and being superior and all that bullshit that guys think they are when they win at something. *giggle* I would have done the same thing. C'mon a 5 hour game. You bet I would have gotten up and did a victory dance just because the fucking game was finally over.
" If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all."
-Anna Quindlen
So after the game was over we sat down to watch the third of a series of rock and roll DVD's he had brought over. We were talking about Laughlin while watching the DVD and a girl showed up on the screen of the TV with smeared makeup and she looked like a hippie. My Uncle told us that she was a "Plaster Caster" His girlfriend and I were looking at eachother puzzled. He started explaining that a "Plaster Caster" was kinda like a groupie.
They hung out with rockstars and took castes of their dicks!
after he told us that we were rolling on the floor laughing our asses off. He proceeded to tell us that the "Plaster Caster" would wait back stage and when the band came off stage they would ask them if they could Suck 'em till they get hard and then BAM they got casted. Yup a bucket of ( I think they used dental molding) on their penis awaiting the stiffening process.
The story, as he was telling it was extremely funny. I had tears running down my face. He was showing us
"demonstrations" too. His girlfriend and I ( the curious minds that we are) kept asking more questions about it cause we thought he was full of shit. He'd say "yeah I read it, the just slap it on there." Making motions towards his crotch whitch made it all the more funny.
He then said "go look it up on the internet, if you don't believe me" So of course I went to check it out. There was all these websites about "Cynthia Plaster Caster" it was soooooo funny. She had stories about it and pictures of people she had "done."
We only actually got to see one mold, and we didn't even know who's it was.
Jimmi Hendrix had been "Plaster Casted" and we were trying like all hell to see a picture.
My Uncle's girlfriend was sitting behing me the whole time saying "I wanna see rock stars dicks"
Needless to say, my search for Jimmi Hendrix's "mold" is still not over. Were just not gonna be happy until we see it.
Anyway, somehow a gay porn site popped up and they had all these funny titles like "his first big one" and "group fucking" keep in mind I was sitting next to a couple old enough to be my parents and then some. And with my Uncle standing behind me saying "what is that? It looks like some kinda sea creature" we couldn't help but sound off in laughter again and again.
Keep in mind that I am a very open minded person and I love all walks of life. This is in NO WAY making fun of anyone. Afterall one of the coolest people I knew was gay and I used to work with him at Red Lobster, he is the SHIT.
Anyway after that, we proceeded to look up "Donkey Show" cause I had heard of it but was kinda curious as to how people could had sex with animals. We didn't really get to see any actual "donkey shows" but a whole bunch of pages popped up with dogs "doing" girls doggystyle. There was girls sucking horses dicks and all kinds of crazy stuff. It's a wonder they don't get kicked in the head.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."
-Francis Bacon
I know this stuff has been around for a long time but I never really surf the web for "sick shit" (as in humans fucking animals) so it's kinda new to me. We had a good couple of laughs and it was over.
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."
-Bill Cosby
It probably helped that my uncle and his girlfriend downed a 5 liter box of wine while I was at work.
As for my excuse, I have none. "Curiosity killed the cat." They kinda had to drink that much to be in the right mood to stay all day with my Grandma. It can get very challenging at times.
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
-Ellen DeGeneres
The night came to an end at about 4am and they went home and I went upstairs to bed
Besides being at work and the lack of sleep from last night I feel pretty good.
What can I say? I take pleasure in the smallest things.
I hope everyone had a good weekend!
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defcat:
Cock spackle and beastiality. Now that's what I call having fun on the internet. Most of my family are uptight assholes. I can just imagine myself looking a that stuff on the internet with them. It would be hilarious. 
noctem:
You were searching for farm sex? Ha, wierdo 
JK. Oh, and when I was living in England they used to have all these wierd sex shows after 10 PM and one of them showed that chick doing the cock molds. It showed the whole process and it talked about that one that Hendrix did. I don't remember if they showed his or not, but I don't think so. Good luck with your search Late.......
JK. Oh, and when I was living in England they used to have all these wierd sex shows after 10 PM and one of them showed that chick doing the cock molds. It showed the whole process and it talked about that one that Hendrix did. I don't remember if they showed his or not, but I don't think so. Good luck with your search Late.......