have figured out the key to keeping my bedroom clean. have more sex. if i know someone to whom i wish to appear attractive (and not a total slob) is going to be in my room, i'll clean it more often. if only i'd arrived at this conclusion yrs ago, i'd have had more sex and kept my room cleaner all this time. oh, hindsight.
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