"Ahh! Ooh! Ahh! Ohh!"... Lene Lovich, what a peach!
"Something tells me my lucky number's gonna be changing soon!"
So, after four-plus years of sexual solitude and a sad and lonely birthday last weekend, last night the full moon brought some fine female energy into my dark corner at last! Craigslist delivered a nice tranny girl to my doorstep for some tentative groping and intimate maneuvers (my first time ever getting down and dirty with a tranny, I wuz nervus!).
And as if that wasn't enough, moments after said tranny girl had departed, this hot beautiful strap-on-wearing honest-to-goddess female chats me up for two hours of hot cyber sex! And we hit it off and she wants to pursue a relationship. Wowee!
I've got to be careful I don't get too optimistic and get shot down (or shoot myself in the foot as I tend to do), but things are finally looking up in the sex and romance department for lil' old Lilitu!
"Something tells me my lucky number's gonna be changing soon!"
So, after four-plus years of sexual solitude and a sad and lonely birthday last weekend, last night the full moon brought some fine female energy into my dark corner at last! Craigslist delivered a nice tranny girl to my doorstep for some tentative groping and intimate maneuvers (my first time ever getting down and dirty with a tranny, I wuz nervus!).
And as if that wasn't enough, moments after said tranny girl had departed, this hot beautiful strap-on-wearing honest-to-goddess female chats me up for two hours of hot cyber sex! And we hit it off and she wants to pursue a relationship. Wowee!
I've got to be careful I don't get too optimistic and get shot down (or shoot myself in the foot as I tend to do), but things are finally looking up in the sex and romance department for lil' old Lilitu!