Happy Fucking Friday!
Leaving my office today, some asshole was speedwalking down the hallway and the collision resulted in his papers all over me and my stay-awake-because-you're meeting-clients-tonight-coffee all over him. He seemed offended fanning the wet steaming shirt away from his skin when I said, "I was going to drink that!"
I stepped off the elevator and and my heel broke on my shoe...the shoes I bought yesterday.
I hobbled to my car, backed out of the space at the very same moment the asshole from across the lane was backing out. We hit, but I was calm, it was nothing hard or resulting in too much damage. However, I opened my car door to find him already out and yelling about his car. That's when he looked at me and with balls bigger than any man I have ever known said, "well, it figures you're a fucking woman." Brave bastard.
I got home to find a message from my ex-fiance's new boyfriend (read that again, you heard correctly), to tell me about some club his band is playing at, asking me to come out for a drink or two. Thanks for your attempt, but ever since you decided that dick was your flavor of choice, I'm under NO obligation to you.
Happy Fucking Friday, indeed.
Leaving my office today, some asshole was speedwalking down the hallway and the collision resulted in his papers all over me and my stay-awake-because-you're meeting-clients-tonight-coffee all over him. He seemed offended fanning the wet steaming shirt away from his skin when I said, "I was going to drink that!"
I stepped off the elevator and and my heel broke on my shoe...the shoes I bought yesterday.
I hobbled to my car, backed out of the space at the very same moment the asshole from across the lane was backing out. We hit, but I was calm, it was nothing hard or resulting in too much damage. However, I opened my car door to find him already out and yelling about his car. That's when he looked at me and with balls bigger than any man I have ever known said, "well, it figures you're a fucking woman." Brave bastard.
I got home to find a message from my ex-fiance's new boyfriend (read that again, you heard correctly), to tell me about some club his band is playing at, asking me to come out for a drink or two. Thanks for your attempt, but ever since you decided that dick was your flavor of choice, I'm under NO obligation to you.
Happy Fucking Friday, indeed.
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tangledupinblue:
Hey there, I'm Justing, but Josie just likes to call me Trash -- probably because I'm a Jeff Gordon fan -- see I'm her soft-core porn site NASCAR buddy. Just wanted to stop by and say haello there and welcome to our world of strange things.
grizz3rd:
Wow I hope your weekend was way better than your Friday. Iwanted to welcome you to the wonderful world of SG. Josephene is unbeleievable os you must be to BIG HUG 