Monday....oh Monday...not much happening today. Have I mentioned lately how much I love you all? hehe well I do, my friends here are awesome. Thanks for the love and support. I have a feeling this week is gonna drag ass because I am so looking forward to Saturday and a night out finally without kids lol I do love them dearly but everyone needs a break sometimes no?
Alright thats it for me today, too tired to have anything witty to say. I a boy....and want to keep him
Oh and I thought today wouldn't be interesting...I find my son trying to pee in the garbage can...THANKS JAMES lmao James attempted to get him to pee at a urinal yesterday lol Back to the drawing board....so I corrected him and lifted up the seat and proceeded (as best as I can guess how) to try and teach him how to pee standing up (yes he is 3 and still sits down). What the hell do I know about peeing with a penis? lol So it was interesting and certainly filled with LOL's and in the end he told me he was gonna scream and asked to sit down....*sigh*
Also, I kinda wanna wear my wedding dress when I get it back and do something horrific to it haha go jump in mud puddles or something ...perhaps get defiled? lmao I thought about selling it, but I don't want to spread any bad luck. Thoughts? What would you do with it?
omg make my day lol
Twilight by Bunnies
Alright thats it for me today, too tired to have anything witty to say. I a boy....and want to keep him
Oh and I thought today wouldn't be interesting...I find my son trying to pee in the garbage can...THANKS JAMES lmao James attempted to get him to pee at a urinal yesterday lol Back to the drawing board....so I corrected him and lifted up the seat and proceeded (as best as I can guess how) to try and teach him how to pee standing up (yes he is 3 and still sits down). What the hell do I know about peeing with a penis? lol So it was interesting and certainly filled with LOL's and in the end he told me he was gonna scream and asked to sit down....*sigh*
Also, I kinda wanna wear my wedding dress when I get it back and do something horrific to it haha go jump in mud puddles or something ...perhaps get defiled? lmao I thought about selling it, but I don't want to spread any bad luck. Thoughts? What would you do with it?
omg make my day lol
Twilight by Bunnies
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Look forward to seeing you crazy kids on Saturday.
I grew up without a father too, so my mom taught me to shave (which was funny since she told me to use soap instead of shaving cream) and I seem to recall an awkward conversation involving a condom and a banana.
Twilight Bunnies = LMAO. And then post on facebook!
Good luck getting to the weekend!