A collection of random notes:
- I must have fallen on something whilst canoeing. I have a very angry bruise on my buttocks.
- I mistakingly purchased "briefs" at Ross Dress for Less. They feel weird. They are purple and compliment the bruise nicely.
- Thank you, Photobooth, for being kind to me on Monday. I know it's been contentious between you and me recently but I really appreciate your efforts and I promise to stop posting notes about your fickleness and shoddy craftsmanship.
- Preparing cheesy, thematic pick-up lines for meteor shower tonight "Hey! Does your dad work for NASA, because your ass is out of this world!"
- I must have fallen on something whilst canoeing. I have a very angry bruise on my buttocks.
- I mistakingly purchased "briefs" at Ross Dress for Less. They feel weird. They are purple and compliment the bruise nicely.
- Thank you, Photobooth, for being kind to me on Monday. I know it's been contentious between you and me recently but I really appreciate your efforts and I promise to stop posting notes about your fickleness and shoddy craftsmanship.
- Preparing cheesy, thematic pick-up lines for meteor shower tonight "Hey! Does your dad work for NASA, because your ass is out of this world!"
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dot:
come to la and walk down the street so me and arley can honk at you
serene:
Thank you for being an awesome moderator, and being hilarious while doing it! I hope your bruised buns feel better!