lil_hobo

Stared new job
Spent month living in hotesl
Got a new house
Moved in and found the landlord had left it in a disgusting state.
Spent a week cleaning it
Moved in properly
Landlord kicked us out after six months
Returned the house to its former glory prior to handing the keys back
Moved into a new property
Now have a pet peacock
House seems to be the hibernating pad of every type of ladybird/bug know to mankind; red ones with black spots, black ones with red spots, yellow ones with black spots, black ones with yellow spots, we got em all by the shed load!

Oh and grey squirrels make a screeching sound, like a seagull. FACT!