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I beat Heavy Rain. I think I got the best ending possible. Everyone survived, except for the one character that I loved the most.

;-;

Good news! I've finally managed to introduce my dad to the concept of toothpicks. No more picking food out with the nearest piece of paper. Unfortunately he's a lazy shit and just leaves them sitting around for other people to pick up. Baby steps, I suppose.

Today I am twenty years old. And what do I have to show for it? Legions of fans, billions of dollars, a harem of robot sex slaves.

And yet, I have no real friends with which to share it all. Or a loving woman to hold me as I fall asleep. What good is wealth if I lack the only currency that truly counts?

:'(

I watched The Road yesterday. As far as visions of a post-apocalyptic wasteland go it's considerably bleaker than Fallout 3. I guess I should probably read the book. What was the deal with guys not having thumbs? There was the thief, who didn't have either, and the guy at the end who was missing his left thumb.

Also, the basement larder? Graphic and disturbing imagery...
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I'm gonna be a chef. Tomorrow I find out how long before that can happen, in terms of going to school and whatnot. I also have a job interview, as a telemarketer. Hopefully everyone I call will be as polite as I am with telemarketers.

So basically, if any of you foxy ladies out there in SGland need a personal chef/underwear organizer I can do...
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It's all an endless waltz. Only bloodier.

I should be...doing something. Something. Sooomethiiiing. Somethiiiiiing. Sooooomething. Wocka wocka wocka. There's a message in my Alphabits! It says, "DKIFERLSU;UU." Funny, I didn't know they were putting punctuation marks in them.

What are you looking at, punk? You looking at me? You must be looking at me, I don't see anyone else's blog on this page.

Goddamn right...
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I just watched Natural Born Killers for the first time. I can definitely see Quentin Tarantino's influence, but I don't think if he'd managed the whole project it would be as, y'know, good. I love his films, don't get me wrong, they're just...I dunno. I don't think it would have worked. Ollie's surreal camera shit greatly helped things. I should go to film school so...
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We may not know what punk is, but we can certain of what it is not.

I'm looking for a fight. Not with anyone in particular. I've just got a lot of Chuck Palahniuk-esque frustration and feel a need to test myself. Fight Club is an amazing book. It sort of opened my eyes to how lame shit is these days. Can't even go out...
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