holy crap, the lottery jackpot is now $157 million. i can now afford to be more generous with the winnings (any day now i swear). theAbiYoyo, you can have a recording studio, ownership of the pizza place on 16th and mission, and 22 inch rims for your Ford Focus. RoseMarie, you can have a premium health insurance plan that covers any necessary hospital visits plus startup money for any retail venture that strikes your fancy (be it clothing, handbags, food, or otherwise). tommeh, you can have an M5, money so that EeheeLani befalls an "unfortunate accident", plus laser hair removal treatments. oh yeah, and money for whole foods stock also. adivinedream, if me and your dad can join forces to take down this colorado jackpot, you will be handsomely rewarded. BabyBeezer, the world is your oyster.
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tommeh:
The "unfortunate accident" is just too fucking funny. I will only go through with the hair removal if you pay for anesthesia and counceling to get over the humiliation of having all of the hair removed from my body by another human being.
babybeezer:
I'm pretty sure you can s till be in SGSF, but somebody who's in the group has to vouch for you before you are accepted. I just sent tuffy an email so we'll see what happens.