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Its a little know fact that the first words actually spoken on the moon were, Holy shit, I can see my house from here.

True story.
emtdan:
nice...if you are being serious, which i doubt, it wouldnt surprise me much..
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I knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine


Little known fact, it was a copy of the Ladies Home Journal. True story.
evanx:
Is that Prince? Whale does an awesome cover of that song. biggrin
aaronsrod:
I was expecting that to be a limerick, I read it twice to see if i missed it the first time round, but was left in a hotel lobby with a masturbating Nikki, face hidden behind a magazine.
Not a bad visual really
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Todays story comes from lastbadger's words. Mystic Reconciliation Smoke.

It's still rough but I wanted to post it anyway. I hope you enjoy.

The Girl in the Ukrainian Army Jacket

She appeared like a vision. Thought I never knew her name, Ive never forgotten the girl in the Ukrainian Army jacket.

From the moment I laid eyes on her I was intoxicated by her...
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aaronsrod:
www.soulclipse.com I am gunna be there, how about you.
wouldn't it be cool to have an international SG hookup, there are already a few Aussie SGer's going
ladymaze:
Oh, both. wink And thanks! blush
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Todays story comes from Stirfrys words. Beauty, danger and Pabst.

Suddenly it has all become so clear. Ive often wondered how I got to this point in my life and now I know.

It was November 17th, 1977 at 10:47 a.m. It was a cold autumn day; the wind was blowing south northwest at precisely eleven miles an hour. Less than thirty minutes had...
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lastbadger:
Wow that was prettty cool. Okay I got my three
Mystic, Reconciliation, Smoke.
Does it count? "even if only to yourself" smile
emtdan:
nice!

Good Work Captain!
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I guess I have to get to work. When I posted to everyones journal asking for three words I figured that I might hear back from around a third of you. To my surprise, almost everyone responded, which is great, I thank you.

Now I consider myself a reasonably intelligent person, but there were a few words I had no clue what they meant.

Id...
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lastbadger:
Whatup man?
evanx:
That's cool. Thanks for the update. smile
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I just spammed everyone on my friends list asking for three words. It really struck my how much Ive neglected a lot of my SG friends. There are a lot of you I used to write in your journals daily that Ive just fell out of touch with. Some of you may be wondering why Im even posting to you Im sure.

Ive not been...
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evanx:
Looks like you are getting a good response! smile

By the way, do you ever talk to Mandy these days?
unique3:
mongoloid, pink, mexico.
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Can you believe it's already that time of the year again, where did the year go. Talk like a pirate day ARRR!!!
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evanx:
When's "talk like a lucha" day? confused EL SUICIDO LOCO
osoesoteric:
Any time... smile
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Warning: poor me entry ahead.

I think Im falling down the rabbit hole.

Ive been in a downward spiral since getting laid off back in June. My original plan was to take a month off and relax before getting another job. I had been spending so much time at work that I had let other areas of my life fall into dormancy.

My plan was...
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osoesoteric:
Just keep searching and you will find the words...
Just keep searching and you will the perfect job...
Just keep searching and you will find the inspiration...
Just keep searching and you will find what you have been looking for...
Just keep searching... never stop
aaronsrod:
come to Brissy mate and I will give you a job, I get paid stupid amounts of cash to do what I do and I do fuck all in fact I did less then 8hours actual work last week and got paid more the 3 grand, I almost feel guilty.......NOT haha, it's not all like that but still it is not hard and I get to travel.

it sad but it is true my brother, if you wanna get paid you gotta do something that gets you paid and the highest paid jobs are sales, sports and entertainment. Well I am no athlete and I can't sing dance or act, so sales it is and I have never looked back, I mean fuck I get paid to talk to people and about shit I care about, god I love what I do.
So stop ya fucking whinging my friend and get of ya arse and make it happen cuz no one owes you a living, but there are shit loads of people who are will to give you one if you just ask, see you must sell your self first and that can't be all that hard, I mean shit mate you got me sold and I have never even met you.
do you know that the number one reason that people don't buy a product is because they were never asked, the principle is a biblical one my brother and fellow reverend, ask and ye shall receive, the trick is to keep on asking
kids are the best salespeople simply because of persistence, so mate start believing in yourself first as a product because if you won't buy you then it makes it hard for anyone else too, I am not saying that no one will buy you if you won't, cuz your true friends have, it just makes it a lot harder.
remember my friend that your are valuable it is up to you how much, so set a price believe it and sell it wink

So stop this woe is me shit or I am gunna come over there and burn ya fuckin rabbit hole and give ya a smack, then we will go out and have a few beers and chat about stuff hehe, my shout since you temporarily have no cash.......

[Edited on Sep 20, 2005 12:15AM]
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Aaaaahhhhhhh......change..... eeek eeek eeek