Yesterday was my niece Abbys 5 birthday. We had a big family party last weekend for her, my brother and brother in law whose birthdays were all this week. So last night my sister and I took Abby and her 2 year-old sister Suzie out to eat.
We went to a Chinese restaurant, the food was really good but the problem was the waitresses. Both girls are incredibly adorable and they get a lot of attention from people, especially Chinese people. My sister adopted both girls from China. (Yes Im a tad bit biased on the incredibly adorable part but its true)
So last nights dinner went a little something like this. I got to the restaurant a few minute after they did. I went to the hostess and said Im meeting someone for dinner, have you seen a women with two little girls. She gets a big smile on her face and says, Oh you must be uncle, come this way.
When I got to the table there was a waitress standing by our table. We were a little ahead of the dinner crowd so there werent many people there yet. While we are eating the waitress keeps coming over and talking and playing with Suzie. Abbys telling me about her birthday party they had for her at daycare. My sister is telling me about different jobs I should look into and that she thinks I should check into truck driving.
While all this is going on we have this stranger hanging around the table. This turns into a very uncomfortable situation. Suzie doesnt like the attention; shes never seen this girl before and doesnt want to be picked up by a stranger, which the waitress tried on several occasions. My sister is trying to be nice and get this girl to stop bothering Suzie and to just leave us alone, but the waitress just keep coming back to our table.
By this point my sister and I and even Abby whose only 5 are telling this chick that Suzie doesnt like to be touched. At this point Im like fuck this, Im 2 seconds away from going and finding the manager.
The dinner crowd is now coming in, the place is filling up, stalker waitress is actually doing her job. My sister is giving me the lets get the hell out of here look. When the waitress comes back she has 4 other waitress with her now. There are now 5 of them standing around our table talking to the girls and trying to play with them.
We got our check; my sister goes to pay it. I put up my, dont fuck with me aura and the waitress leave us alone. I get the girls things and we leave.
We were trying to be polite about the situation but some people just dont have a clue. This took place over about a 30-minute period, and it felt like we were driven out of the place to escape. The waitress was nice, she wasnt really scaring the girls but she was out of line. Personally I think she saw the girls and had a, I want a baby moment.
Needless to say, my sister wont be going back to that restaurant.
We went to a Chinese restaurant, the food was really good but the problem was the waitresses. Both girls are incredibly adorable and they get a lot of attention from people, especially Chinese people. My sister adopted both girls from China. (Yes Im a tad bit biased on the incredibly adorable part but its true)
So last nights dinner went a little something like this. I got to the restaurant a few minute after they did. I went to the hostess and said Im meeting someone for dinner, have you seen a women with two little girls. She gets a big smile on her face and says, Oh you must be uncle, come this way.
When I got to the table there was a waitress standing by our table. We were a little ahead of the dinner crowd so there werent many people there yet. While we are eating the waitress keeps coming over and talking and playing with Suzie. Abbys telling me about her birthday party they had for her at daycare. My sister is telling me about different jobs I should look into and that she thinks I should check into truck driving.
While all this is going on we have this stranger hanging around the table. This turns into a very uncomfortable situation. Suzie doesnt like the attention; shes never seen this girl before and doesnt want to be picked up by a stranger, which the waitress tried on several occasions. My sister is trying to be nice and get this girl to stop bothering Suzie and to just leave us alone, but the waitress just keep coming back to our table.
By this point my sister and I and even Abby whose only 5 are telling this chick that Suzie doesnt like to be touched. At this point Im like fuck this, Im 2 seconds away from going and finding the manager.
The dinner crowd is now coming in, the place is filling up, stalker waitress is actually doing her job. My sister is giving me the lets get the hell out of here look. When the waitress comes back she has 4 other waitress with her now. There are now 5 of them standing around our table talking to the girls and trying to play with them.
We got our check; my sister goes to pay it. I put up my, dont fuck with me aura and the waitress leave us alone. I get the girls things and we leave.
We were trying to be polite about the situation but some people just dont have a clue. This took place over about a 30-minute period, and it felt like we were driven out of the place to escape. The waitress was nice, she wasnt really scaring the girls but she was out of line. Personally I think she saw the girls and had a, I want a baby moment.
Needless to say, my sister wont be going back to that restaurant.
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Or just quietly say into here ear 'darling if you don't leave the girls alone I will be forced to warm up the back of my hand and neither of us wants that do we hmm?' and for added freaky effect say it with a smile