I made a video store clerk do a double take; I think it was his first day. So tonight Im babysitting two of my nieces and I told them I was going to bring a special movie for us to watch. While I was looking around I found a documentary I have wanted to see, so I grabbed it and went up to the counter....
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willdabeast:
both are excellent choices!
ladymaze:
TOO FUCKING CUUUUUUTE! 
All is well, reamin calm.
thedvsmonkey:
Thanks for the b-day wishes! U can rest assured that I'll be taking care of her! 
I'm really drunk right now. I feels nice, I wish I could spend more time feeling this way. Thanke you all for you birthday welll wishes.
I've decide to go see an old friend in Boston, I really can't afford it it but I miss her and we have been apart much to long.
If we were all in one place I would say I...
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I've decide to go see an old friend in Boston, I really can't afford it it but I miss her and we have been apart much to long.
If we were all in one place I would say I...
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frozensunshine:
Being drunk is good.... but hangover's are bad. Hope you don't get one.
syh:
Being drunk is grand. 
I'm sure you & NDJ will have a blast on your trip East.
I'm sure you & NDJ will have a blast on your trip East.
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pandamonium:
happy birthday!
olsen:
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
AddVH
Birthday!
AddVH
Birthday!
Its like my uncle Reynard used to say, its more vicious than a knife fight in a smoked fish outhouse. He was from the old country you know.
Norway?
No, Wisconsin.
Norway?
No, Wisconsin.
ladymaze:
Toe-stubber's Cancer. Yup. I've heard it's a nasty one!
furious1:
HEY- when u gonna start wtitin? agin. 
My body hurts. Just thought I'd share.
aaronsrod:
suffer in silence, I don't want to hear your whinging while I am trying to have a good time.
Arr fuck it, it's to late your've gone and ruined it now so you might as wel tell me.
Arr fuck it, it's to late your've gone and ruined it now so you might as wel tell me.
**<insert something funny here>**
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syh:
I did a bond tour during the Second World War. It was Hope and Crosby and Cagney - most of the big stars. Desi Arnaz. Yeah, he was on it. We were raising money, and we played Boston and Philadelphia and most of the big cities. And we got to Minneapolis. There wasn't any big theater to play there, so we did our show in a railroad station. Then I told the audience, that I knew a girl in Minneapolis. She was also known in St.Paul; she used to come over to visit me. She was known as the Tail of Two Cities. I didn't sell any more bonds, but eh...they didn't allow me to appear anymore.
--Groucho Marx
furious1:
UM Poop ' "cause it comes out of your butt"
A quote from Tyler who is 8
A quote from Tyler who is 8
Random update.
I deep-fried turkey for the first time, and Goddamn is that good.
Ive read the second and third Harry Potter books in 4 days. I read the Prisoner of Azkaban yesterday, cover to cover in one day. Ill most likely pick up Goblet of Fire today or tomorrow.
I went over to my sisters and built my nieces bunk beds. I was a...
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I deep-fried turkey for the first time, and Goddamn is that good.
Ive read the second and third Harry Potter books in 4 days. I read the Prisoner of Azkaban yesterday, cover to cover in one day. Ill most likely pick up Goblet of Fire today or tomorrow.
I went over to my sisters and built my nieces bunk beds. I was a...
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osoesoteric:
I really though you were going to say "It was a pain getting them together but well worth it when they both climbed onto the beds and it colapsed on them" sorry thats horrible but thats the types of things my mind fills in the blanks (or not so blanks) with
furious1:
HA HA I'm older than you I WIN.
Nawww,
I hate to be advice guy
But -uh- check how you look at it.
It sounds like you have a great relationship with your sister, and her kid.
Go with that and runn
(run forrest run)<- he is a genius for not thinkin.
(man am I wordy to-nite
Nawww,
I hate to be advice guy
But -uh- check how you look at it.
It sounds like you have a great relationship with your sister, and her kid.
Go with that and runn
(run forrest run)<- he is a genius for not thinkin.
(man am I wordy to-nite
Go wish emtdan a happy birthday, he's good people.
shewulf:
Hey sweetie hows it going? I stopped by and wished your friend a happy birthday. Hope all is well with you. Take care. 
There is something that I want to do, but I reallly shouldn't spend the money on. I'm torn. 