Story time kiddies. Todays story the comes from the inspiration of miss unique3, her word of choice are Mongoloid, Mexico, Pink
Strange Love
Folks came from all over the country to what was being called the social event of the sideshow world. Starla, the Sword Swallowing Tattooed Maiden married long time companion Lord Hugo, the Albino Pygmy in a romantic sunset service on the...
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Strange Love
Folks came from all over the country to what was being called the social event of the sideshow world. Starla, the Sword Swallowing Tattooed Maiden married long time companion Lord Hugo, the Albino Pygmy in a romantic sunset service on the...
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evanx:
Yup. that's a classic. 
unique3:
ahahahahaha.. 
awesome!
awesome! Im having a really bad day. My blood sugar is messed up. My meds are all fucked up. And Im having a hard time keeping my temper in check.
Im tiring really hard not to post a massive personal meltdown post but I make no promises for what tomorrow may bring, so Im giving you early warning.
So for now Im just going to turn...
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Im tiring really hard not to post a massive personal meltdown post but I make no promises for what tomorrow may bring, so Im giving you early warning.
So for now Im just going to turn...
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lastbadger:
Hope your feelin' better man. Which do you suppose is better, to melt or to shattter?
aaronsrod:
I thought you may like to read this.
linoleum said:
ok - can i please be in the field??? and i also want the following people in my team:
speedway74 - i think you should be team captain!
amobia
Erythrocytez
Lolly
ranstarr
rh1an5
rocketeer - team mascot
slithers
sonofJah
I feel like these people would make a winning team - AND I WANT TO WIN!!
Aaronsrod said:
It's nice to know nothing has changed since I last played cricket.
Cut to a small rural community in far north Queensland, population 21000 and boasting more hairdresser's per capita then anywhere else in the country, it's Wednesday the 19th of October 1983 just after big lunch, it was a particularly hot day with the temp around 34C and the humidity running a sweaty 84%, the sugarcane fields bordering the school grounds where at maturity and a small crop duster could be heard circling the aerodrome at Wangan the sound brought to us by a slight northeasterly which also carried with it the smell of the freshly mown lawn of the southern sports oval in preparation of this day (as a result to this day I associate the smell of fresh mown lawn with the feeling of shame and rejection but I digress) I was in grade 8 at Innisfail State High School and I had just been dumped by Christine Hunt (my girlfriend, soul mate and pash partner of three weeks) that morning at little lunch after she had told me at swimming practice the previous Friday, that she 'liked me' liked me.
*she had her best friend Julianne Sharp break it to me, which she did with great pleasure*
Anyway it was the inter-house sports grand final day and a cricket match was the weapon of choice.
Brett Harris the team captain quickly identified me as an obvious loser (which was not entirely unwarranted based on my previous cricketing attempts), with a skill that only a 13 year old boy can possess, so
I got picked fucking last then too.
But that's all in the past, I got over that long ago so I shall get over this in time.
Let the healing being.
*goes to fridge to find some substitute love*
linoleum said:
ok - can i please be in the field??? and i also want the following people in my team:
speedway74 - i think you should be team captain!
amobia
Erythrocytez
Lolly
ranstarr
rh1an5
rocketeer - team mascot
slithers
sonofJah
I feel like these people would make a winning team - AND I WANT TO WIN!!
Aaronsrod said:
It's nice to know nothing has changed since I last played cricket.
Cut to a small rural community in far north Queensland, population 21000 and boasting more hairdresser's per capita then anywhere else in the country, it's Wednesday the 19th of October 1983 just after big lunch, it was a particularly hot day with the temp around 34C and the humidity running a sweaty 84%, the sugarcane fields bordering the school grounds where at maturity and a small crop duster could be heard circling the aerodrome at Wangan the sound brought to us by a slight northeasterly which also carried with it the smell of the freshly mown lawn of the southern sports oval in preparation of this day (as a result to this day I associate the smell of fresh mown lawn with the feeling of shame and rejection but I digress) I was in grade 8 at Innisfail State High School and I had just been dumped by Christine Hunt (my girlfriend, soul mate and pash partner of three weeks) that morning at little lunch after she had told me at swimming practice the previous Friday, that she 'liked me' liked me.
*she had her best friend Julianne Sharp break it to me, which she did with great pleasure*
Anyway it was the inter-house sports grand final day and a cricket match was the weapon of choice.
Brett Harris the team captain quickly identified me as an obvious loser (which was not entirely unwarranted based on my previous cricketing attempts), with a skill that only a 13 year old boy can possess, so
I got picked fucking last then too.
But that's all in the past, I got over that long ago so I shall get over this in time.
Let the healing being.
*goes to fridge to find some substitute love*
aaronsrod:
hard nipples, naked art and cheese all in the same sentence, and something about nimble virgins, no wonder were friends
aaronsrod:
depends on who I am using as a canvas 
but yeah I could get into that hehe
but yeah I could get into that heheRight now on Hot or Not.com I have a hotness factor of 7.6, which by their calculations make me hotter than 73% of the men on their site. Im of mixed opinion on these numbers. First its a great ego boost. Who am I to question the opinions of my adoring fans? But then my little voice kicks in and says, Are these people on...
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furious1:
Thanx for the story, I am gonna give copies to some of my friends, so they can enjoy it also. Say hi to Allison.
I often work in lansing, so be in touch if you pleast. (i also write my own language apparently)
I often work in lansing, so be in touch if you pleast. (i also write my own language apparently)
tiffanyjewel:
You comment on the secret meeting but not the song that took me forevar to write?
Here are a couple more stories.
From Furious1 his words Love Terror Contentment
Just say you love me.
I could lie again and say the words that make her smile. The problem is I cant bring myself to lie anymore.
We never really loved each other, at least not the way that real lovers do. We were a one night stand that turned into a...
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From Furious1 his words Love Terror Contentment
Just say you love me.
I could lie again and say the words that make her smile. The problem is I cant bring myself to lie anymore.
We never really loved each other, at least not the way that real lovers do. We were a one night stand that turned into a...
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emtdan:
nice
evanx:
UPCOMING EVENT: Evan + Missy's Housewarming Party
WHEN: Saturday Nov 05 @ 6:00 pm
WHERE: Evan and Missy's House
Please let me know if you are interested in coming, and e-mail me your address if you want us to send you an official invitation!
WHEN: Saturday Nov 05 @ 6:00 pm
WHERE: Evan and Missy's House
Please let me know if you are interested in coming, and e-mail me your address if you want us to send you an official invitation!
Eskimo
aaronsrod:
eskimo pussy
http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/full_metal_jacket/eskimopussy.mp3
[Edited on Oct 04, 2005 1:15PM]
eskimo pussy
http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/full_metal_jacket/eskimopussy.mp3
[Edited on Oct 04, 2005 1:15PM]
mistressmissy:
have you been watching heathers?
Its a little know fact that the first words actually spoken on the moon were, Holy shit, I can see my house from here.
True story.
True story.
emtdan:
nice...if you are being serious, which i doubt, it wouldnt surprise me much..
I knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
Little known fact, it was a copy of the Ladies Home Journal. True story.
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
Little known fact, it was a copy of the Ladies Home Journal. True story.
evanx:
Is that Prince? Whale does an awesome cover of that song.
aaronsrod:
I was expecting that to be a limerick, I read it twice to see if i missed it the first time round, but was left in a hotel lobby with a masturbating Nikki, face hidden behind a magazine.
Not a bad visual really
Not a bad visual really
Todays story comes from lastbadger's words. Mystic Reconciliation Smoke.
It's still rough but I wanted to post it anyway. I hope you enjoy.
The Girl in the Ukrainian Army Jacket
She appeared like a vision. Thought I never knew her name, Ive never forgotten the girl in the Ukrainian Army jacket.
From the moment I laid eyes on her I was intoxicated by her...
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It's still rough but I wanted to post it anyway. I hope you enjoy.
The Girl in the Ukrainian Army Jacket
She appeared like a vision. Thought I never knew her name, Ive never forgotten the girl in the Ukrainian Army jacket.
From the moment I laid eyes on her I was intoxicated by her...
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aaronsrod:
www.soulclipse.com I am gunna be there, how about you.
wouldn't it be cool to have an international SG hookup, there are already a few Aussie SGer's going
wouldn't it be cool to have an international SG hookup, there are already a few Aussie SGer's going
ladymaze:
Oh, both. And thanks! 
And thanks! more words coming soon.
aaronsrod:
there better be buster, cuz you promised
emtdan:
Word!
Todays story comes from Stirfrys words. Beauty, danger and Pabst.
Suddenly it has all become so clear. Ive often wondered how I got to this point in my life and now I know.
It was November 17th, 1977 at 10:47 a.m. It was a cold autumn day; the wind was blowing south northwest at precisely eleven miles an hour. Less than thirty minutes had...
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Suddenly it has all become so clear. Ive often wondered how I got to this point in my life and now I know.
It was November 17th, 1977 at 10:47 a.m. It was a cold autumn day; the wind was blowing south northwest at precisely eleven miles an hour. Less than thirty minutes had...
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lastbadger:
Wow that was prettty cool. Okay I got my three
Mystic, Reconciliation, Smoke.
Does it count? "even if only to yourself"
Mystic, Reconciliation, Smoke.
Does it count? "even if only to yourself"
emtdan:
nice!
Good Work Captain!
Good Work Captain!
I guess I have to get to work. When I posted to everyones journal asking for three words I figured that I might hear back from around a third of you. To my surprise, almost everyone responded, which is great, I thank you.
Now I consider myself a reasonably intelligent person, but there were a few words I had no clue what they meant.
Id...
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Now I consider myself a reasonably intelligent person, but there were a few words I had no clue what they meant.
Id...
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lastbadger:
Whatup man?
evanx:
That's cool. Thanks for the update.