let us visit, just for a moment, what the true realities of hell will be when i get there....
it will be a recreation of the 405 freeway on a friday afternoon. here are my qualifiying reasons....
1. Its hot as hell sitting in traffic on the freeway
2. the exhuast fumes from the cars and the oil refinery make a nice substitute for the burning sulfer we will expect in hell.
3. the screaming, profane, and freakish commuters road raging at 3 MPH on the freeway are a grand substitute for evil demons. in fact, i would prefer the demons
4. the drive on the 405 freeway on a friday WILL last for eternity
5. You'll always look up at those heavenly angels whizzing past your misery as the use the carpool lane. its like looking up to heaven once you've been cast to hell.
yeah. thats what i'm looking forward to this afternoon. yay for my side!
it will be a recreation of the 405 freeway on a friday afternoon. here are my qualifiying reasons....
1. Its hot as hell sitting in traffic on the freeway
2. the exhuast fumes from the cars and the oil refinery make a nice substitute for the burning sulfer we will expect in hell.
3. the screaming, profane, and freakish commuters road raging at 3 MPH on the freeway are a grand substitute for evil demons. in fact, i would prefer the demons
4. the drive on the 405 freeway on a friday WILL last for eternity
5. You'll always look up at those heavenly angels whizzing past your misery as the use the carpool lane. its like looking up to heaven once you've been cast to hell.
yeah. thats what i'm looking forward to this afternoon. yay for my side!