lielietruthlie

Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and were walking down the street when they came across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stood there watching and after a while one of them said, " I sure wish I could do that!"

The other one looks at him and said, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".

That's what I feel like today, an old joke that's been told one too many times...