Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.
Do you ever wonder if this is true...that the powers that be strive to anesthetize the disadvantaged.
I was in the supermarket the other day and PRockGirlScout pointed out that its amazing that a six pack of beer is cheaper then a six pack of lipton iced tea.
As I was walking around I noticed other things too, take a look around your supermarket to see for yourself.
I sometimes wish that someone would start a revolution in this country and topple the powers that be or that a cataclysmic event would happen to put everyone back on an even footing.
Oh well I better go drink some beer.
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.
Do you ever wonder if this is true...that the powers that be strive to anesthetize the disadvantaged.
I was in the supermarket the other day and PRockGirlScout pointed out that its amazing that a six pack of beer is cheaper then a six pack of lipton iced tea.
As I was walking around I noticed other things too, take a look around your supermarket to see for yourself.
I sometimes wish that someone would start a revolution in this country and topple the powers that be or that a cataclysmic event would happen to put everyone back on an even footing.
Oh well I better go drink some beer.
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I fear for the stability of the known universe.