liam_the_zombie

I got some abuse in town today for the way I look.

I was wearing some black slim fitting jeans with a tight fitting grey t-shirt. With these shoes :-



I should mention I have my ear stretched to 12mm and I had a white acrylic tunnel in.

3 guys were walking down the street and one guy said, "HAHA LOOK AT HIS SHOES! STUPID CUNT. LOOK AT HIS EAR AS WELL, FUCKING LITTLE PUFF!"

I just gave them a look as if to say, "Like I give a shit". I didn't retaliate as I was on my own and didn't want to be involved in a fight or anything. I mean I'm no Chuck Norris but I don't have a problem with standing up for myself!

I then thought of a really witty comeback when I was on the bus home, and I wish I said it now. This is it; "Shut the fuck up, or I'll rip your eyes out and replace them with your bollocks so they can go with your cock like nose."

Anyway, I bought a really interesting book today.



It's full of all kinds of Body Art and is well worth the 9.99 price tag. I urge you to go and buy it.

Right, I'm off to go and watch Season 2 of Viva La Bam and eat a bacon and egg mayonnaise sandwich with 2 sausage rolls. NOM NOM NOM.