i keep dreaming about being at work. like consistently for the past month. i'm having trouble telling when i'm awake.
at the store, we have two dumpsters.
one for trash, the other for cardboard.
as i was closing up last night,
some dude was pissing on the one for boxes
i addressed him
"sir, that dumpster is for employees of super liquors only.
please relieve yourself on the adjacent dumpster or the wall."
he apologized, turned left and marked the wall as his own.
sometimes,...
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one for trash, the other for cardboard.
as i was closing up last night,
some dude was pissing on the one for boxes
i addressed him
"sir, that dumpster is for employees of super liquors only.
please relieve yourself on the adjacent dumpster or the wall."
he apologized, turned left and marked the wall as his own.
sometimes,...
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whooo cinco de mayo! i'm off to get trashed. stupendous wonders await below. i will return anon!
I found this today.
Flyweight male seeks flyweight or bantam weight male for some light sparring, grappling and discussion of technique. gay sex is optional.
I think i'm going to respond.
defnestor:
It's an uniquie approach anyway.
lhozwald:
I met up with him, we ran maybe eight or nine 2 minute rounds, had some beers and watched Dr. Who. I should meet up with strangers on the interbutts more often.
i fought back and i fought hard. i feinted like i was willing to make my same mistakes from the previous bout but then i swooped in, caught the leg, pulled back violated his defense in unspeakable ways.
i took a hard kick to the ribs. it stings a little when i inhale or exhale. other than that, it was a fine day.
defnestor:
Who donated the kick, man or beast?
lhozwald:
a little of both. but sunday, sunday is the rematch.
i folded several hundred cranes so far this week. i need a more productive use for my time.
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tai_:
Whats your wish?
lhozwald:
i don't wish. i don't hope. i don't dream.