Or in my case STORIES lol. So here's the first one, This is my cat Fazik my fluffy boy. One time he had eaten a string and I wasn't aware of it till it was very visible in his poop. He was trying his best to push it out but it got stuck and he ran around the entire house scared of his poop since it was dragging along behind him due to the string. Poor thing had no clue what was happening and it took some time for me to catch him while laughing like crazy lol.
Another funny story of mine would be the time I got really stoned and by really....I mean REALLY stoned lol. I had left my phone in the fridge for some very odd reason and spent hours freaking out thinking I lost it.