leylei

things millie learnt by trial and error

1. snorting pain killers just makes your nose hurt
2.when boys say come up to my room we can talk at a party they don't want to chat
3.licking battries isn't clever even when your friend says they taste like candy
4.when trying to flirt don't steal people's hat's (it make's them mad)
5.dog's don't like being layed on (who knew?)
6. pulling out your eyelashes doen'nt make them grow faster
7.hairdresser's tell you not to bleach your hair over and over again for a reason.
8. hiding a hole in a door behind a shoe box will not fool your mum.
9. don't flirt with someone just to make another jealous, they bouth leave.
10.whining like a lil girl rarely gets you presents.
11. your not harder than that 8ft man don't fool yourself
12. don't wait for karma, cheating get's it faster.
13. at posh restraunts don't spit out food
14.doing poppers 8 days straight will give you a headache.
12.don't give bank details over the phone.
13.not everyone want's to chat at 3am
14.never pull gadgets apart, thinking you can fix it later if you have no training in that field.
15.barbie dosn't want a hair cut.
16.your puppy will not protect your 600 pound shoes when left alone
17. the bad boy you want to change will sleep with your bestfriend
18. when drunk and standing on wall's newton predicted you will fall off
19. foam party's aren't sexy
20. there not sweets, honest, think about who's giving them to you, why would a dealer give you candy?
21.take sweets off strangers.
22.don't keep bread under your bed to convince cute animals to come over.
23. your hamster hates you
24.it doesn't matter how long you stare at that dead bee, you can't will it alive
25.don't let your friend believe she has magic powers, she'll flip out and say the devil possesd her
26.don't puke in mc donalds
27.cider kills
28. most of the time it's infatuation, not love, think about that before you throw everything away
29.sparrow's are not baby pidgeons
30.hitting your skull off things doesn't make life get better.
31.painting your friends blood on t.shirts, is just scary
32.go to school, the first time's easier
33.if you have i one night stand tell them your going before they ask you to leave, then casually say "uh that was fun, not good enough for it to become a thing, but yeah fun"
34.stalking your ex won't make them come bak
35.don't climb tree's with heels on
36.drunking lap dancing in cafe's will make you a laughing stock not a sex icon
37.cctv is everywhere
38.don't annoy tramps/drunk irish people/dog's/cats/and old people, i think they control the world and will get their own back.
39.some people just can't do the splits anymore
40.try not to repeat theses mistakes over and over and over again

i swear this is all based on personal experience

make as many people as you can read this, i'm changing the world one journal entry at a time

copy and paste into your journal>"go look at the wonderfully cute manga like millie's journal, she's so funny and clever and i love her"
go on then.....now, do it now


and alway's remember if it doesn't have this sign do it

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