my real name is leia, and i hate star wars, sure it's fun out there for anyone who is'nt called leia, but people either seem to think i have had my name changed or had star wars groupy pairents, neither is true!
when i was at school all the kids would run after me, makeing strange noises, hands clapped over there ears like lil buns, the famous wosh sound of a light sabre is permantly engrained into my skull after people at clubs snort
"hahaha like star wars" and start slicing through the air while making that stupid sound, whilst spluttering beer fueled spit in my face, i don't care who jabba is, i will not re-live your teenage fantisies of being your chained sex slave and i don't give a fuck who the ewoks are....oh no wait, thouse are thouse cute lil bear things, o.k well i like them, but nouthing else
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anger not directed at anyone in particular
when i was at school all the kids would run after me, makeing strange noises, hands clapped over there ears like lil buns, the famous wosh sound of a light sabre is permantly engrained into my skull after people at clubs snort
"hahaha like star wars" and start slicing through the air while making that stupid sound, whilst spluttering beer fueled spit in my face, i don't care who jabba is, i will not re-live your teenage fantisies of being your chained sex slave and i don't give a fuck who the ewoks are....oh no wait, thouse are thouse cute lil bear things, o.k well i like them, but nouthing else
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anger not directed at anyone in particular
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evil_mad_hatter:
Ya I Know that one. Only I've had to put up with "Jeremiah was a bullfrog" my entire life. It doesn't help when your teachers think it's cute and hand back your tests and call you that.
agata:
What we gonna call it though?!