Saturday Mar 18, 2006

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Dude check out this ad I saw today on CraigsList,

TOILET MOUTH PIG LOOKING TO DRINK YOUR PEE AND EAT YOUR POOP ASAP!300!
THIS IS A REAL AD! IM A TOILET MOUTH PIG. IM 28 YEARS OLD BUSINESS MAN. IM ATTRACTIVE AND IN DECENT SHAPE WITH DARK HAIR AND HAZEL EYES. IM DEFENETLY NORMAL BUT HAVE A PERVERTED SIDE. IM LOOKING TO EXPLORE MY FETISH. I WANT TO SERVE AS YOUR FULL TOILET. JUST STAND ABOVE ME AND DROP IT. I WOULD LOVE TO DRINK YOUR GODDESS GOLDEN PISS AND EAT YOUR BROWN CAVIAR POOP. I WILL WORSHIP IT...YOU CAN SHOOT YOUR PEE AND SHIT ANYWHERE YOU WANT...CHEST STOMACH FACE PRIVATE...ILL TAKE IT. IM OFFERING 300...IF IT WILL TASTE GOOD 400. IF YOU THINK ITS NOT ENOUGH LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE IN MIND. I APPRECIATE REPLY WITH AGE DISCRIPTION AND PICTURES. FEMALES ONLY. I WILL HOST. IM PRIVATE AND DISCRETE AND THAT WILL BE OUR LITTE KEPT SECRET. LETS GET NASTY. TONIGHT IS GOOD BUT TOM IS OK TOO. PLEASE EMAIL ME ASAP. LOVE TONY

I don't know dude, I could really use $400! puke I just doubt my abitlity to poop on comand.
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purplenoon:
oh hi, i put up some new photos . im really looking for a makeup artist too , btw!
roma_:
If you do, just don't go alone. At least have someone waitng outside the door and keep calling that person every couple of minutes.

If he tries anything, you can always threaten him with the cops.

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