Last night my roomie and I stepped out for pizza when the following occurred:
"Hey, Cammie, you got your keys, right?"
"uh...no, I thought you did"
ME: "FUCK!"
I had to sleep on the most god aweful couch, woke to go to a new job looking like shit and on the way home saw the fucking hotest little punk boy,
so hot and gave him directions but was looking too crappy to get any farther. Pitty party 
no, not puke! pitty! fuck off and die.
"Hey, Cammie, you got your keys, right?"
"uh...no, I thought you did"
ME: "FUCK!"
I had to sleep on the most god aweful couch, woke to go to a new job looking like shit and on the way home saw the fucking hotest little punk boy,
so hot and gave him directions but was looking too crappy to get any farther. Pitty party no, not puke! pitty! fuck off and die.