Dear You,
Well last night I didn't really do anything. I drank a little bit by myself and watched a movie and went to sleep probably around 12 AM or so. We recently got at&t u-verse cable with all of the movie channels. And I hafta say it's pretty fucking awesome to have digital cable and HD channels as well. It beats the shit out of regular cable that's for sure.
So last night I'm looking for a movie to watch and I see The Mighty----> ONLY my FAVORITEST MOVIE EVER!! and It was just starting and I watched it and went to sleep. That movie is so amazing. I've loved it forever. Hmmmm what else did I do last night. OH YEAH!! Dylan and I made a huge roast which was pretty awesome. We sprinkled some Adobo on it and ate it up. I have a feeling were actually gonna be eating it for a while beacause there's still quite a bit left.
So for the bad news. ARE YOU READY? Yesterday my son's beloved gold fish passed away. His/Her name was Dorthy. We're very upset that she's gone. Dylan suggested we have a "propper burial" and flush her down the toilet so she could swim with all of the other fishes in fishie heaven. .. which he said you could only get to through the hole in the toilet. We all agreed and as he went to pour dear Dorthy into the entry way to heaven aka (imagine a BIG echoing man voice for this phrase-->THE TOILET PORTAL. . .i noticed that there was Pee from Dylan previously using the toilet and not flushing!!! "What kind of fucking burial is this anyway Dylan?" and Dylan couldn't really see the big deal since "She's dead.!" Which yes she was indeed dead. .. but i don't think ANYONE is dead enough to be fluhed down a toilet thats filled with 10 min old peepee!! "Your wasting water!" Was Dylans BIG excuse for not flushing and justifying if crude ways. .. "You pissed in the toilet Dylan you hafta flush it, you used the water it needs to be flushed, it's NOT wasting!" So finally he flushed and then we mourned Dorthy, said a few kind words, and dumped her into (imagine a BIG echoing man voice for this phrase-->THE TOILET PORTAL!! RIP Dorthy!! You were a wonderful friend to us all and hope your ride through (imagine a BIG echoing man voice for this phrase-->THE TOILET PORTAL is a smooth and quick one, and you get to play with all of the other fishes that have passes on before you.
Last weekend Jefer, Dylan,and I all went to Candyball. A rave in Manhatten. DJ Hixxy was there so it was pretty packed. When we left around 3am there were people still lined up down the block to get in. But the line up of Dj's was pretty awesome. We sadly spent more time outside then we did inside since there were so many people you could barely dance or do anything at all!! Jefer had like 3 rum and cokes and said he had the spins. .. silly light weight. HAHA. .. and well of course Dyl and I had taken the big E!!! It was a grand ol' time but the best part was the conversation on the way home about the "DAHHHH LANGUAGE" that retards should have. And making a website that has all the different pitched DAHHS and what they mean. .. .No affence but I thought this was in itself a pretty RETARDED thing. . .since that DAHH LANGUAGE/ would be far too complex for a real retard. .. . but since we were all indulging in this conversation SERIOUSLY. ... It makes you wonder who the REAL RETARDS really are. .. buahahaa. .. it was a good time. So here's some pictures from the party. .. ENJOY!!
I can't find the picture of Jefer and I at the party. .. I'll update this when I doooo indeed find them!!
Well I'm off to eat some pizza. .. I woke up about half an hour ago. ..I know I know I'm a lazy bum!!!
PA~ Paris, my son, LUUUUVS MANGO!!
LALALOOOOOVE,
MISS. FACE
abbiss:
beauty!