i'm sooooo tired! cant possibly imagine what ive been doing to be so knackered!! 
seemingly im a murderer!
i killed a pigeon yesterday in my car... well i was in my car the birdy was under it! very under it! 
altho most annoying of gods creatures im not proud that he is now meeting his maker after having a rest under the wheel of my gti. 
so it would appear im going to tunisia all inclusive at the weekend! loooking forward to getting a tan and drinkin too much beer. i think ive said b4 im giving up my drinking career after my birthday so i must make the most of it while i can!!!!
ive not been on holiday for about ten years! not abroad anyways and apparently amsterdam doesnt count!
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Q: Did you hear about the blind circumciser?
A: He got the sack.
seemingly im a murderer!
i killed a pigeon yesterday in my car... well i was in my car the birdy was under it! very under it! altho most annoying of gods creatures im not proud that he is now meeting his maker after having a rest under the wheel of my gti.
so it would appear im going to tunisia all inclusive at the weekend! loooking forward to getting a tan and drinkin too much beer. i think ive said b4 im giving up my drinking career after my birthday so i must make the most of it while i can!!!!
ive not been on holiday for about ten years! not abroad anyways and apparently amsterdam doesnt count!
Old Jokes Home:
Q: Did you hear about the blind circumciser?
A: He got the sack.
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lexusboo:
oh my life u are right it was filmed in tunisia!!!! lorrrrrrrrrrd!
lexusboo:
well im a big believer in karma so hopefully a big massive pigeon won land on me head on the way to me hols! OH NO!! WHAT IF ONE FLIES IN THE PLANE ENGINES!??! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!