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Last night... Blue Ball... fucking incredible. I am still rolling... forgot how that makes me have to get out of bed to pee every hour, though. I'm also a little ragged. Dancing muscles are like any other--you have to keep working them out, and I haven't lately. Ugh! Two more parties to go...

I hate shopping in winter, especially the week after it snows. You have to put on 72 layers, pick your way across mounds of gray ice, and take turns with other people because the sidewalks aren't shoveled enough for more than one person to get by at a time. If you manage to get to the store without falling on your ass, you have to...
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Blue Ball is this weekend--hooray! Nothing like a circuit party (aka big gay rave) to make a girl forget about the daily grind... and lose a few pounds in the process. Jeans just seem to fit better after dancing for 8 or 10 hours at a stretch, three days in a row. I'm just wondering if I can still hang with the big boys... it's...
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There is way too much leakage in my life right now. For one, Tucker's anal glands keep leaking. Or perhaps he's expressing them on purpose. The stench is unbearable, but thankfully it only lasts a few minutes. One time he did it on my lap, at work in L.A. I was meeting with my boss and I swear he thought either I farted or the...
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