lexie

I loves me some snapple. And whats better than snapple? SNAPPLE FACTS.

The first bicycle was called a hobbyhorse.

mmhmm Bet'cha didn't know that.

Pictures! And for once, its not my ass.

These are my favoritest sunglasses ever. I drive around and act like a little old lady in them. But sadly enough, they are breaking. Which makes Lexie

LOOK my forehead will eat you aliveeee! (do ignore the hairdye thats stained my head)

Saturday I went shopping with my gamma. Shes silly. We tried on pants and picked on everyone. We tried to square dance in Kmart but we couldn't remember how to.

That night I puked. A lot. I woke up the next morning with a lovely patch of broken blood vessels on the side of my face. I was pretty scary looking.

I wore one of my favorite pairs of socks and I took a picture just for Jinxi. They have little hearts going down the sides of'em.


Sunday consisted of going to my Aunts birthday party. GR. Family pisses me off. A lot. I ended up leaving there early and going to hang out with my girl Sophia. I had sooo much fun. We went undie shopping and I tried on the ugliest outfit ever. Western shirt and a short denim skirt. Lets just say we pissed ourselves over how conventional I looked. I felt like my hoo-ha was all hanging out.

We stopped over at Dennys. I ate a strawberry sundae and showed her sex on the inside. Two of my favorite things. Ohh yeah.

Small rant
(rant, skip it)
I can not fucking stand it when people do nothing but bitch and complain 24/7. I can understand if once in a while you have a bad day and have to vent about it, but come on people! Must we really have to bitch and fucking moan about some stupid bullshit all the time? Especially when you try to make your case seem so much more hopeless than everyone elses. Trying to outdo everyone with your shittyness. Shut the fuck up and move the fuck on you make me
(end rant)

Ok better now.

A friend of mine just received an apprenticeship for a local tattoo shop. I'm excited for him. He needs something like this. And I need someone to hook me up.

My planned trip to Boston won't be happening anytime soon. But I do believe the boy will be visiting me instead. I get to harass and torture him on my own ground. Then have lots of freaky sex.

I'm getting rid of Bruce. No emails or comments telling me not to. Kay? I don't want to keep him for memory purposes and hes just taking up space that I don't really have to begin with. So shush it. If I want to get rid of my damn shark I will. K thanks.

I walk around singing pirate songs a lot of the time. Sometimes I don't even notice i'm doing it.

I'm a very random person. I come up with random conversational topics and make random noises.

I can never make my own decisions without thinking them over for months on end. This causes me to worry too much over things. I've gotten to the point where I just do things on impulse before the thinking can set in.

This gets me in trouble.

I just stabbed my chin with.. my fingernail. I'm a clever girl.

I can't wait for winter to be gone. I want to have a picnic.
Whats one thing you are looking forward to doing once winter has ran away?

xoxo