The word labia makes me giggle like a little school girl. I think Jurassic Park would have been better if they had a Clitasaurus-rex eating everyone. yup.
I went job hunting today
I wasn't overly motivated. I only filled out 2 applications 
Next week my plan is to run into a store bare-ass-nakey with explosives attached to my boobs and make them hire me. Should work 
My white car was covered in snow today.
While driving down the highway, my brother sitting in the passenger side of my vehicle, looks out the back window, the front windshield, and then his passenger side window. He calmly keeps staring out the front and says "We're in a snow-mobile". I peed myself, a little.
I barely slept at all last night. The boy, in his drunken state, kept calling me back repeatedly until he passed out. I couldn't find it in myself to be mad, as it kept putting a smile on my face. And a boner in my pants. Rawr
I hoppeee this coming week is better than the last. It seems as though everyone had a shitty past few days
and by shitty I mean poop out of your butt.
This entry, has absolutely no meaning whats so ever. Nonsense poopypants!
Random Lexie fact: while masturbating, I can only think of completely faceless strangers in order to get off. But once I am "getting off" I think of someone speeecul.
Tell me your masturbating secrets! NOW you dirty dirty whores
And because i'm whoring this link like my great grandmother, Free iPod!! I only need 2 more people to sign up for it! I'll get naked and strap explosives to my boobies for you!
I also need new friends on myspace. mee on myspace.
I went job hunting today
I wasn't overly motivated. I only filled out 2 applications Next week my plan is to run into a store bare-ass-nakey with explosives attached to my boobs and make them hire me. Should work
My white car was covered in snow today.
While driving down the highway, my brother sitting in the passenger side of my vehicle, looks out the back window, the front windshield, and then his passenger side window. He calmly keeps staring out the front and says "We're in a snow-mobile". I peed myself, a little.
I barely slept at all last night. The boy, in his drunken state, kept calling me back repeatedly until he passed out. I couldn't find it in myself to be mad, as it kept putting a smile on my face. And a boner in my pants. Rawr
I hoppeee this coming week is better than the last. It seems as though everyone had a shitty past few days
and by shitty I mean poop out of your butt.
This entry, has absolutely no meaning whats so ever. Nonsense poopypants!
Random Lexie fact: while masturbating, I can only think of completely faceless strangers in order to get off. But once I am "getting off" I think of someone speeecul.
Tell me your masturbating secrets! NOW you dirty dirty whores
And because i'm whoring this link like my great grandmother, Free iPod!! I only need 2 more people to sign up for it! I'll get naked and strap explosives to my boobies for you!
I also need new friends on myspace. mee on myspace.
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beautiful_hatred:
You need to slow down with the inkage girl!!!! Kidding. I never told you how much I like the pin up girls. You may have inspired me to look into something along those lines.
rocketx:
