I feel like a sleazebag right now.
I am itchy all over. I have an eye infection in my left eye: itchy. Mosquito bite on my left elbow: itchy. I have a rash from a necklace I was wearing yesterday all over my collarbone: itchy. My tattoo is healing quite nicely: itchy. Yeast infection from my UTI antibiotics: itchy.
I'm going to go roll in some dirt.
I am itchy all over. I have an eye infection in my left eye: itchy. Mosquito bite on my left elbow: itchy. I have a rash from a necklace I was wearing yesterday all over my collarbone: itchy. My tattoo is healing quite nicely: itchy. Yeast infection from my UTI antibiotics: itchy.
I'm going to go roll in some dirt.
dkl:
OLD...I'm still young enough to bend you over my knee and give you a spanking. 
