letigre

my boss just showed me his new handgun. this is how our conversation went...
him: don't pull the trigger, it's loaded
me: why would you give me a loaded gun? i could totally kill you.
him: only a girl would ask that question.
me: -_-
me: can you take the clip out so that i can point it you and squeeze the trigger?
him: i could possibly save your life one day, and klausy's.
me: you would shoot someone for me?
him: hell yeah.
me: awesome.



if you live in the bay area, my job is having a party at our warehouse, come down and drink beers and play guitar hero and maybe rock band.